Hayore !

[plastiboo]

[plastiboo]

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[rfskia]

[hayore]

mood

[unusual-suspects]

bell mare - david crawford

[dorfird]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Awww! Thank you! I thought she'd like to have a jingle baby

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[bedupolker]

I love your little mouse family so much! Sweet slices of life about parenthood, friendship, love of all kinds, womanhood, and life in the south give me all the warm fuzzies and your style and the way you paint is so so cozy it reminds me of old picture books

tysm 💖

I dont have much but can I offer you some very loosey goosey yoga poses in this trying time

[asta-daily]

No loitering please

- You… Monster! - Rghhbladrbul? - Yes, you! I saw you tiping the bin!  © Astanael - www.astanael.com - Espèce de … Monstre ! - Rghhbladrbul ? - Oui, vous ! Je vous ai vu renverser cette poubelle !

[warandpeas]

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[bedupolker]

Mariella rocking the Smuckers Jelly fit.

[actegratuit]

Creatures of the Mechazoic Era,

Chase Black

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[viralfrog]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[asta-daily]

Lost in stairs

Stairs… so many stairs. So many steps. I can’t go on… I can’t. My knees… Even going down is too much… I… I think I’ll stay here for a while. © Astanael - www.astanael.com Fichus escaliers, encore et toujours des escaliers. Toutes ces marches ! J'peux plus. J'en peux plus… mes genoux… Même descendre est au dessus de mes forces. Je… Je crois que je vais rester ici un moment. Un bon moment.

[geminisee]

x

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[hayore]

Do want. Badly.