Hazbin-Yapper-Offical

He/They, Run by @murder--offical This is just a silly lil blog i made feel free to yap back!!

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

INTRODUCTION

Hi I'm @murder--offical and I ike Hazbin hotel and want to yap about it (FEEL FREE TO YAP BACKKKKK!)

Age: 18<

Gender: Demiboy (He/They/It/We/Us)

DNI: Hazbin haters (who aren't respectful (Respectful criticism is allowed :])), Pro/Dark shippers, Nazis, Zoofiles, Pedophiles, Trump Supporters, Homo/Transphobes

Fun fact: I'm making a TV show!! If u like Hazbin, youd probably like it. @x-opposite-sides-x is the blog for it!!

ASKS ARE OPEN

TALK TO ME

I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS

also in asks I do drawing/writing requests....

I'm a very avid theorist and would love to hear everything u have to say. Also any ships allowed, as long as its not incest..

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Instead of asking Alastor to be his partner Vox asks the opposite and asks Alastor to pretend to be his enemy. Why? Well radio vs TV just sounds like really good publicity.

And Alastor agrees. He thinks this is the funniest proposal he's ever gotten and honestly it just sounds like fun. He also has to admit that being enemies with Vox is better for his terrifying reputation than being friends is.

They keep this up for 70 years. They fight in public and make fun of each other on their shows but at the end of the day they meet up for drinks at one of their places and laugh about fooling all of hell while helping each other write insults for the other.

Vox still forms the vees and Valentino and Velvette learn about the whole scheme. They play along because it honestly does help with publicity and they do actually get along with Alastor when he shows up at the vee tower to hang out with them.

[murder--offical]

hi!! Not my usual posts, but do you like me? Do you like my art?? Do you have money?? If the answer to the last question is yes, you should consider buying commisions from me!!

They're not very expensive, and the goal is mainly to be able to buy TADC and DDLC merch. With that being said, hope you'll consider it :]

(examples of my art are on the products <3)

ins0mn14c's Commissions

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[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

Hate it. 👎

Like it. 👍

Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[kiingkuro]

How past voxval became partners

[terikanae]

[duckiewashere]

I uh... I imagine the drive home from the finale was a little awkward to say the least

[childishsadism]

Honestly, if alastor wasn't such a prideful in the closet, prude slut all of his issues would have been solved already.

All he needed to do was fake cry while batting his eyelashes and be all "if only there was a demon strong enough to save me from the deal I got scammed with when I was a young, vulnerable and extremely attractive human."

And you best belive this mother fucker would have zapped right in front of him in seconds and done everything for him.

[dremyyy]

radiostatic is a love/hate relationship where vox is doing both the loving and the hating and alastor is doing a secret third thing.

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

some radiostatic art for the girlies and the gays

They want your soul

(FREE DRAWING ASKS ARE OPEN. I WILL DRAW PRACTICALLY ANYTHING.)

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

i love everyones beef with vox

i love vox being removed from the vees

i love the possibility of vox being redeemed

i love watching vox suffer

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

are you a teenager who likes Hazbin Hotel? Do you want to roleplay as a character? Of course you do! Feel free to join our server for ages 13-18 if you’re interested, only currently taken character is Alastor :3

Check out the Hazbin Hotel RP Server community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[homosexuality-offical]

fuck originality as long as it’s human. Yes show me twenty five “alastor is your smile stitched” memes in a row just don’t feed me ai slop SUSAN

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

sooooooooooooo

am I the only one who knew that "No more petty squabbles with the dead" in Once We Get Up There was referring to Alastor?? I thought it was obvious??

[eggcats]

cant wait for s3 where charlie gives vox therapy and accidentally reconciles him and alastor only for everyone to realize that them working together is somehow more catastrophic than vox trying to blow everyone up and take over heaven

[puzzlekick]

Came across dialogues that remind me of Vees

[hazbin-yapper-offical]

the Voxtek website keeps giving random bits of lore and I'm actually genuinely interested if they're going to do a whole "whose vox? What's Voxtek? it's valtek!" and revamp the whole website