Alastor and the Doctor are cuties.

I'm just here for the fun and I have alot to say. What I like: Hazbin Hotel Epic the musical Alastor Video games 🎮 Hello Kitty KREW Helluva Boss Hot Topic Harley Sawyer (Favorite character in Poppy Playtime) I'm also found out that I'm demiromantic. I will be posting, but it will take me sometime to work all this out since I'm new to this browser so I'll be in touch. Remember: You're Never Fully Dress Without A Smile.

[hazbinhotelvaggie]

Hello there

Hi there!

I'm hazbinhotelvaggie and I'm here to have fun. I post sometime and reblog stuff I like the most. If you want to, you can ask me anything, except for anything that is inappropriate.

Here's some rules:

You can ask me anytime 😊

I like Poppy Playtime, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Epic the musical and Sanrio.

Whoever does anything inappropriate, I will report them.

Thank you 😊

Also my mods will answer any questions you have for them.

Poppy Playtime: Harley Sawyer, Angel, Samantha

Epic the musical: Oceananica and Telemachus

Hazbin Hotel: Alastor and Aria

In the Hazbin Hotel role play, I'm a demon owl with three spirits in my head.

Hella: God and overlord of the dark arts. Owl demon

Alvaro: God of Worshipping. Owl demon.

Azalea: God of the Shadows. Owl demon.

And I have a boyfriend.

Jacob: Greatest boyfriend ever ❤️

The rest, I'm just your average girl.

Things to know:

I love Pressure Roblox, poppy playtime, Epic the Musical, creepypastas, etc.

About my oc's:

Jacob has the most traumatizing experience with his dad and family members. Jacob and his brother are fallen angels (Jacob used to be an exueniciner angel. Only Ari knows about this) . His dad is Safar who is an overlord and a former mafia boss.

[askedtheproxiesworld]

Hi Toby!!!!

[secondary-colorentimy]

One more color palette thing ☝️

[junipedia]

I'm literally the funniest person here

[spookybreadstick]

Adorable Quirks of the Pastas

feeling not so great lately, so here is something v sweet!! 

💌 💌 💌

💄 Nina has a habit of tucking her hair behind her ears. She does this when she’s been rambling on for a while about a subject she’s passionate about, and when she realizes she’s rambling she’ll do the little hair tuck thing.

❓ Hoodie makes the best soup in the mansion. The recipe is from his grandmother and he learned how to make it himself when he was young.

🎭 Masky speaks to animals in a baby-voice, but only when they’re alone. He really has such a soft spot for animals (especially dogs) but he doesn’t want others to know that.

🤍 EJ purrs when he’s really happy (he hates it and gets embarrassed when you bring it up).

🎮 BEN will talk to the figurines he collects. He has a specific part of his room totally dedicated to his figurines, memorabilia, and other collections of various nerdy merch. He takes the time to dust them once every month, and he talks to them as he dusts. (He also does voices for them so that they can ‘reply’ to him).

🍬 LJ has to count on his fingers or he’ll make mistakes. In his defense, he was not created to do math.

🪓 Toby loves collecting things! Some of the things he collects are sea shells, rocks, buttons, and business cards.

🖤 Jane does bullet journaling. She has very neat handwriting and spends a lot of time making pretty designs. She always has perfect spreads that look straight off of Pinterest.

🔪 Jeff has a hard time sleeping if Smile is not in the same room as him. He only allows Smile onto the bed if he’s having a particularly rough night, otherwise he just sleeps on the floor. But Jeff likes knowing that Smile is close by.

⏰ Clockwork sticks her tongue out to the side a tiny bit if she’s focused really hard on a task. 

🌲 Slenderman wears an apron while he cooks dinner. It’s one of those “kiss the cook” type aprons, too. 

🧣 Liu scrunches his nose when he’s really concentrated. And Sully loves anything to do with apples. He enjoys apple pie, apple crisp, apple juice, apple cider, actual apples, and even apple scented items.

🧵 Puppeteer has terrible handwriting, but lovely cursive. This is why he exclusively writes in cursive.

🎨 Helen talks to himself when he is heavily focused on his artwork. Not only that, but sometimes he’ll start to hum or even softly sing. He will also get embarrassed if someone points it out

🧸 Sally uses a nightlight but not for her. She claims that one of her teddy bears is horribly afraid of the dark, and she needs a nightlight in order to accommodate him.

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Could I get some snuggly masky, hoodie, and Toby headcanons please 💕💞💕

Hhnnngg you got me so fckn soft I’m in love with this ask

Cuddling with Masky, Hoodie, and Toby:

Masky:

The second you put your head on his chest it’s game over for him. He tries to keep up a tough persona, but seeing you so relaxed and unguarded on his chest reminds him that he does good in the world.

Tim’s the type of person to feel awkward saying ‘I love you’, so he usually only says it into your shoulder or neck while cuddling so his voice is muffled.

If you tell him how he makes you feel safe he will want to hold you and never let go, he can think of no higher compliment to receive.

Tim is in love with getting back and shoulder rubs, so if you want to turn him into putty in your hands that’s the go to move.

He will play with the ends of your hair or run his fingers through it such an unbelievably gentle and careful manner.

If you spoon he will always want to be the big spoon and will press endless soft kisses to the back of your neck and shoulders.

While cuddling he will probably want to watch a show you’ve both seen a hundred times and just talk about your days together.

Hoodie:

Whenever the world feel like to much all he will want to do is cuddle with you, you’re his refuge.

He will look into your eyes to whisper countless compliments, telling you how beautiful you are. It’s so genuine, almost desperate, the way he wants you to be able to see yourself through his eyes.

Brian loves to press little kisses to your nose and eyelids, making you scrunch up your face and giggle.

When you cuddle he will run his fingers up and down your back for hours before suddenly tickling your sides to make you laugh again.

Honestly, he’d be perfectly happy to just lay in silence with you, only interrupted by sweet nothings that he means every word of. But, he’s also perfectly happy to talk about your dreams or watch a movie.

When spooning he’ll usually like to be the big spoon, so he feels like he’s protecting you, but if you catch him on a bad day or just ask really nicely he’ll let you be the big spoon and press kisses behind his ear.

The only downside is that he thinks it’s funny to lie flat on top of you and crush you for a second before getting comfortable.

Toby:

He loves having you run your fingers through his hair, it makes him wish he could dissolve into you every time.

Toby will press thousands of sweet butterfly kisses all over your body until you laugh and tell him it tickles. He will focus especially on the places you don’t like on your body, trying to get you to absorb how much loves every part of you.

While cuddling he will also lean in for short pecks, and every time you break away he will break into the biggest smile you’ve ever seen. He truly never gets tired of kissing you.

He loves to watch cult classics or obscure movies with you while cuddling, so he can turn to you to laugh or talk to you about his theories about it’s metaphors.

He will constantly squeeze him impossibly closer to himself, just to show you how much he loves you, trying to meld your atoms together. 

He is a true neutral when it comes to spooning, whatever you want is good with him, although the taller person will likely end up as the big spoon, he’s just happy to hold you.

Toby will look into your eyes like they hold all the stars in the sky as you two plan your future together and talk about your wildest dreams.

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you know that meme chart that goes from "i could beat their ass" to "they would beat my ass" ? can you do that with the creepypasta

[alextair]

I want to go home.

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Oh damn tumblr gods rlly be hating on me :( thank you for your condolences🥺. Oo and could I request scenario where Jeff and s/o were on a date but they come across a lost child in which s/o helps so Jeff is forced to go along with it :)) (U have no idea how much I love your writing <3 it’s soo cute that it rlly do be making me feel uwu). ~Canon

Canon im in love with you (platonically). Grocery shopping counts as a date right?

Finding a Lost Child with Jeff (in a Grocery Store):

Just to set the stage, Jeff is NOT a kid person. He doesn’t really like children, he doesn’t understand them, they don’t understand him. The vague feeling of fear and distrust is mutual.

Also, they are so short he literally doesn’t look down enough to notice them

Basically, unless a kid came up to him directly and asked for help, he would always choose the route that called for the least interaction (i.e. ignoring them)

You and Jeff were grocery shopping at your local supermarket (yay masks for making Jeff feel more comfortable in public!) so, when you stumbled upon a lone child wandering the frozen food aisles calling for their mom, close to tears you immediately went into protective mode.

You were here pulling out all the stops, crouching down, talking in a soft voice, all the necessary questions: “Hey, sweetie, are you lost?” “Do you need help finding your parents?” “Are you okay?”. The whole 9 yards.

While you were out here being a local superhero, Jeff would literally be rummaging through the ice cream selection, pretending the whole situation wasn’t happening and muttering about the lack of Ben & Jerry's options.

Not impressive

Despite this blatant show of disregard, you decide to leave the kid and Jeff alone at the front desk while you continue grocery shopping because someone had to stay with them until their parent came and you didn’t trust Jeff to pick out a good enough watermelon. It’s a fine art okay?

The kid was still in crisis mode from losing their parent and Jeff lowkey wanted to help, but honestly had not interacted with children since HE was a child, so he was kind of at a loss.

Eventually, after a few moments of despair, Jeff decided on telling the kid embarrassing stories from his childhood and teaching them how to spin a coin between their fingers. Basically, he was just trying to distract the kid and make them feel less embarrassed themselves.

All in all making for a highly awkward, slightly uncomfortable, but very wholesome bonding experience.

(He also taught them tips and tricks about shoplifting, but no one needs to know about that shh)

Unfortunately, Jeff is the king of not learning the moral of the story and will probably continue to avoid kids at all costs

Also not impressive 

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What would it be like for Ej to bake with his s/o? (^○^)

This is prolly pretty similar Making Breakfast with EJ on a Lazy Sunday Morning. But here a some baking specific hc’s

Baking with EJ: A Disaster:

Honestly, EJ would much rather refer to cook with his partner than bake. He finds it more rewarding to get a whole meal out of making food than a sweet.

While he is super fun and relaxed to cook with, he is, unfortunately, an uptight disaster to bake with.

He’s really fucking anal about exact measurements and will be on your ass about making sure you are using EXACTLY a half cup of milk.

Dies a little inside when he sees how much sugar goes into the cupcakes you are making.

Genuinely asks if you'd be down to use liver pâté instead of frosting, and then has the nerve to act offended when you say ‘wtf no’.

He’s a big fan of the ‘clean while you cook/bake’ method and if you don’t do it too he will make little passive aggressive comments at you like ‘I love the way you don’t care about possible salmonella contamination, it’s so free-spirited of you’.

Honestly, the best you can hope for is a Jenna-Julien baking dynamic, where you go wild and EJ stress cleans after you and tells you how your hurting his Virgo sensibilities.

Overall, baking as a couple with EJ is what building ikea furniture as a couple is to normal people. Frustrating, slightly underwhelming, and something that will definitely be repeated nevertheless.

Please just cook some chili with him instead. He’s begging you.

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Creeps Government Assigned Hozier Lyrics!

Jeff:

I know that you hate this place

Not a trace

Of me would argue

Honey, we should run away

~To Be Alone

Jane: 

 And the sights were as stark as my baby

And the cold was as sharp as my baby

And the nights were as dark as my baby

Half as beautiful too

~As it Were

BEN: 

Just a little rush, babe

To feel dizzy, to derail the mind of me

Just a little hush, babe

Our veins are busy but my heart’s in atrophy

~Sedated

EJ: 

I’d be the dreadful need in the devotee

That made him turn around (Hey ya)

And I’d be the immediate forgiveness

In Eurydice

~Talk

Toby:

All the tales the same

Told before and told again

A soul that’s born in cold and rain

Knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight

~Sunlight

Masky: 

Honey you’re familiar like my mirror years ago

Idealism sits prison, chivalry fell on it’s sword

Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know

I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door

~From Eden

Hoodie:

Lord, it’d be great to find a place we could escape sometime

Me and my Isis growing black irises in the sunshine

Every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside

Sit back and watch the world go by.

~Jackie and Wilson

LJ:

Oh, please, give me mercy no more

That’s a kindness you can’t afford

I warn you, baby, each night, as sure as you’re born

You’ll hear me howling outside your door

~It Will Come Back

Nina: 

Would things be easier if there was a right way?

Honey there is no right way

And so I fall in love just a little ol’ little bit

Every day with someone new

~Someone New

Dark Link: 

And the day that we’ll watch the death of the sun

That the cloud and the cold and those jeans you have on

Then you’ll gaze unafraid as they sob from the city roofs

Wasteland, baby

~ Wasteland, baby!

Slenderman: 

When I awoke

The moon still hung

The night so black that the darkness hummed

I raised myself

~In the Woods Somewhere

Sally: 

When I first saw you

The end was soon

To Bethlehem it slouched

And then it must’ve caught a good look at you

~NFWM

Clockwork: 

With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean

She’s the angel of small death and the codeine scene

With her straw-blonde hair, her arms hard and lean

She’s the angel of small death and the codeine scene

~ Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene

Lost Silver:

We lay here for years or for hours

Thrown here or found

To freeze or to thaw

So long we become the flowers

~In a Week

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NSFW liu/sully headcanons?

Basically, Liu is baby and Sully is asshole.

Liu:

A true switch. He just wants to please you and is comfortable in either position.

Definitely a sucker for soft, sweet sex. Liu wants you to know exactly how much he loves you, so he prefers some good ol’ vanilla sex filled with compliments.

Liu wouldn't want to tie you down too much, but wouldn’t mind being tied down himself, he’s afraid of accidentally hurting you, which is why he wouldn’t want to restrict you seriously.

Would kiss any scars or scratches on your body, whether it be a recent paper cut or stretch marks that have always been there, he will always remember to kiss them.

Similarly, Liu is the type of person to kiss any part of your body you don’t like too much, until you laugh. Trying to create happy memories around those same body parts you dislike.

Would rather give oral than receive, basically he just gets off on you getting off.

Hearing you moan would literally be the biggest turn on for Liu. It lets him know that you feel good, which feeds right back into his desire to please.

Likes to hold your hands when fucking, he thinks it’s sweet and makes it more intimate.

Liu’s aftercare is pretty basic, just getting you some water (or you getting him water, depending on who was more dominant) and some pillow talk before taking a short nap.

Sully:

Sully and Liu are about as different as two people can get, obviously, this translates over into their sex lives as well.

Very dominant, almost scary possessive at times. Wants you to know that you are his alone. Sully doesn’t really do soft sex.

Wants to tie you down and fuck you up tbh. He’s somewhat sadistic and really doesn’t hold back.

Thinks you look hot when you cry, and when you do cry he’d hold your chin in his fingers gently before mocking you for crying.

100% would make you call him Daddy, especially if you didn’t want to.

Can you say corruption kink? Because Sully can! He want’s to completely wreck you, so you’ll never want to have sex with another person besides him.

His one shining feature is his aftercare, which while still gruff and a little harsh, is through and he always checks in to make sure he didn’t hurt you too bad.

Sully would run you a bath and put a calming lotion or cream on any sore areas and tell you how good you were for him. He might even press a kiss your forehead before you drift off to sleep.

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Could you do something with Jeff's s/o playing with his hair? Maybe giving him a haircut or styling it with hairspray for fun. I just think couples who can joke around and do that kinda stuff are cute! (Plus I see my hair as my confidence so to let someone else do stuff with it is intimate in my eyes? If that makes sense?) Thanks either way!!

I decided to go with dying your hair together, because nothing says trust like letting someone wholly unqualified bleach your hair for you

Dying your Hair with Jeff:

It’s 7pm on a Tuesday night and you and Jeff crave some adrenaline, but don’t actually want to do anything or go anywhere. What better way to get your kick than testing the very strength of your relationship?

After a quick drive to your closest drug store and a brief, yet passionate, debate over which color to choose, you are leaving with TWO matching kits of bleach and hair dye.

You arrive in the bathroom after a brief pitstop to put on your most hated shirt that you don’t care if it gets ruined. You mix your respective bleaches. The smell of ammonia and fear is strong.

Pulling on the provided gloves that are far too large for any person's hands, you get to work, massaging the bleach into Jeff’s dark hair, while he does the same for you. Looking into each others eyes, laughing at how stupid you both look. 

You’re playing music loud enough that it’s a little hard to hear each other talking. But, you won’t turn it down because the blaring early 2000’s music really sets The Mood™.

You don’t know how long you are supposed to leave the bleach in and the instructions were long thrown away, lost in the frenzy of mixing bleach and shaping each other hair into unflattering styles. 

You decide to leave it in until you feel too afraid to leave it any longer, which luckily works out, your hair is definitely light enough to bleach!

Picking the tubes of actual dye, you and Jeff get to work on each other's hair, perhaps with a little too much gusto, but listing to Brittney Spears’ Toxic can do that to a person.

It would be easier if Jeff stopped dancing around and if you weren't currently standing on the toilet to make sure you got all his roots covered, but you made it work. His hair is totally covered, so is his neck. And some of his forehead. It’s okay though, you’re not looking any better.

After 15 minutes of rubbing dye into each other's hair (because who has time for those paintbrush things that come in the kits), you let it rest for a solid 45 minutes while making and eating dinner (it’s annie’s mac and cheese).

Washing out the dye is honestly a trial, because you decided to do it at the same time. So, you’re cramped into the shower together, and one of you is definitely hogging the showerhead while the other is left shivering in the corner, dye dripping slowly down their back.

When everyone’s hair is washed and dried, it honestly doesn’t look to bad! Yeah, the back of your heads are a little patchy, but what does that matter? It’s not like you can see it.

It’s the next day, the pillowcases are stained despite your best efforts. You and Jeff are bored and restless again. You make scorching eye contact. “Matching mullets?” one of you asks. You race towards the bathroom together.

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Can I request toby with an s/o that has anxiety tics?

Ofc you can bby!

Toby with an S/o Who Has Anxiety Tics:

If anyone knows about struggling with involuntary tics, it’s Toby, so he would honestly be wonderful support.

Toby knows there isn’t much you can do to stop the physical tic, but he would pay attention to what you do when you’re anxious, or have you tell him what your tics are so that he’s aware.

If he notices your tics getting intense, he’ll either suggest you leave the situation or if it’s not the surroundings causing anxiety, he’ll try to distract you with a story or questions about your day. 

Other than recognizing what your tics are, Toby probably won’t ever bring them up. He knows that talking about them or focusing on them just makes them worse.

He does appreciate that you understand his own tics more than most people though. It’s nice knowing that you won’t tell him to stop ticcing, when, you know, he literally doesn’t control it.

Honestly, Toby is a 10/10 boyfriend and he deserves the world. Please tell him how much you love him.

[hazbinhotelvaggie]

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[holyshxtangel]

PLEASE tell me this hasn't been done before

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Hii! If you still have time, Can you do Hcs of EJ, Masky, Hoodie, Toby, BP, Liu/sully, JTK, and Slender with s/o who secretly wear their clothes while they're on killing spree or  busy(?), then they caught em wearing their clothes and s/o told em they missed em or something, what would they react? (≧▽≦)/ 🌸

Ps: love your blog or work!

👉👈💕

Bless u for worrying about my free time but i assure you i literally am never doing anything important ever💛

Also just an fyi i write liu and sully as totally separate characters so you can request one without the other :)

EJ: 

He’s wearing a mask so you can't see it, but he’s blushing. He’s blushing so hard, get this man some help.

Stutters as he says he missed you too as he hugs you.

Gives you the most loving head pats you’ve ever felt as he heads into the bathroom to shower. 

Masky:

Lowkey makes fun of you, “Aww did my baby miss me that much? I was only gone for a few hours you know.”

You’d be offended if he wasn’t picking you up and carrying you to the couch to cuddle while he said that.

He spends the next few hours pinning you on top of him to cuddle while he complains about his day.

Toby:

A puddle of goo. He feels so loved and appreciated he will never want to leave you again.

Seeing you wearing his clothes AND telling him you missed him is almost too much and his brain just short circuits.

Pulls you into the tightest hug ever and spins you in a circle.

Hoodie:

He’s thrilled to see you in his hoodie and tells you exactly how cute you look while booping you on the nose

He’s all gross and sweaty, so he forces you into the shower with him, so you can talk about your days.

Begs you to wash his hair for him. And how could you resist? It’s so soft!

Bloody Painter:

He just gives you a casual hug back and smiles.

Kisses your forehead and talks to you about your day while still hugging.

He brought you back a very cool rock he found. Please appreciate it.

Liu:

Honestly? He’s just as dramatic as you, it’s a race to see who can tell the other how much they missed you first

A full on running hug where he showers your face in kisses.

You guys don’t even bother to leave the entrance area and just sit on the floor talking for hours about nothing, still hugging.

Sully:

LOVES seeing you in his shirt, immediately makes a dirty joke.

Honestly he’s kind of surprised you missed him, he doesn’t consider himself a missable person.

Buries his face in your neck and mumbles that he missed you too.

Jeff:

Doesn’t even pretend he’s not excited to see you, tells you you’re beautiful as soon as he sees you in his clothes.

Picks you up by the thighs and put you on the kitchen counter while he goes around making a quick dinner.

You just hang out in the kitchen talking about your days. 

Slender:

Laughs at how large his suit jacket is on you.

Pretends to be super apologetic for being gone and offers to make you dinner.

Probably puts on music to slow dance with you to while cooking.