So much simping, so little time...

Get ur fresh creepypasta heacanons, imagines, and matchups here! Requests OPEN! + matchups OPEN! :) Please check rules before asking for matchups!

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Hey babes

💛MASTERLIST!💛

GUIDELINES FOR ASKS!

Have fun! xoxo 💛

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dink w a blind reader 🥺🥺🥺 ty!!!

I don't personally know anyone blind, but I hope I did y'all justice <3

First of all, he’s thrilled you can’t see how short he is (don’t tell him you know he’s short anyways)

In general he doesn’t treat you any different for being blind, but he will become your number one advocate! He WILL go to a local town hall meeting and demand more accessibility accommodations. 

Anytime someone makes an unfunny joke about you being blind he says ‘hey do you want me to kill that guy for you?’ And he’s not joking. He’ll do it. He’s fucking crazy. You can sic him on people like a guard dog.

Is that your boyfriend over there? No, that’s your personal chauffeur. He loves driving and is a massive backseat driver, so this is a total win in his eyes.

If you ask him if you look good in an outfit to see if your clothes match, he might say yes because he always thinks you look hot and then let you go out in public wearing stripes and plaid together :/

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Guidelines for Asks

I write:

I’ll write for any creep you request, but if they’re not a basic one they might be a little out of character, let’s call it artistic license

Everything gender neutral, unless specified in the title. The reader will also never be physically described (unless requested specifically).

All creeps are of unspecified sexuality when in x reader/matchups, whatever gender you are is what they are into!

SFW+NSFW (NSFW only as hc’s and not super explict!)

AUs (not omegaverse tho sorry!)

I will not write:

Offenderman (or any other slender brothers)

Oc’s

Excessive and/or explicit abuse (in any form)- includes yandere

kinks that gross me out personally- no hate tho, you do you babe!

Any form of hate! (racism/sexism/ableism/homophobia/xenophobia/transphobia etc.)

Matchup rules:

If the type of matchup is unspecified I will delete your ask to make sure people are reading the rules, sorry :( 

Only request one type of ship at a time please, but feel free to ask for another type after your first matchup is posted!

No OC’s please :)

PLEASE WRITE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, more is more in this case! Fill up that entire ask character limit!!

Written Matchup: I match you with one creep and give you 3-4 short paragraphs about your relationship and dynamic based on the information you give me about your personality! This can be either platonic or romantic, but if unspecified I will assume romantic!

Most to Least (MTL): I match you with all the creeps I write for normally in order from most to least compatible based on your personality! There are no descriptions in this one.

Aesthetic Matchup: I match you with one creep (or MTL if requested) and give about a paragraph of description to why I’ve matched you two! For this one please describe yourself in the strangest most obscure language you can. Tell me weirdly poetic shit like how you feel the most connected to the world when you see mountains from an airplane, why you wish you were a buttercup flower in a sunny meadow, why your love is like your grandmothers knitted blanket. Tell me what songs speak to your soul, and which characters embody you completely. Basically, tell me vague and poetic things that are just on the same wavelength as you.

Hate Matchup: I match you with one creep with about a paragraph of description. Tell me only your worst qualities, darkest secrets and hidden shames. I’ll match you with someone who understands. 

Examples of describing personality for Written and MTL ships if you need help: Hobbies, dream date, aesthetic, how other people usually describe you, turn ons/offs, likes/dislikes in a partner, life goals, defining characteristics! Whatever you think is important! Also, please include what gender(s) you’re attracted to! Any looks described will be ignored, whoever you’re matched with thinks you are beautiful no matter what :)! 

Have fun! xoxo 💛

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What MBTI is Eyeless Jack? He doesn't seem too much like a thinker if he was so smitten over a girl that he'd follow her into a cave that was obviously suspicious just for her attention.

Okay so I don’t really know anything about MBTI types, but I think EJ would be an INTP. So, he would absolutely slither into a booby trapped cave for attention from a baddie, but if unable to seduce them with his crazy weird tongue he would also have an escape plan.

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“my child is fine” your child is running a tumblr blog based on their middle school obsession 

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My hot take for today is that Brian has a secret tiktok account where he always wears his mask for solely records thirst traps for. He has like 300K followers and sometimes brings Tim in for a duet.

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Hey!! :DD

I've seen your blog and I rlly rlly like it!

Can we get some Frankie headcanons? He's one of my favorites and my comfort character!

Thank u v much and again, I love ur blog and u are a cool person uvu

I'm really sorry but asks are closed rn :( I'd love to do this request though, so please send it in again when they open up! 💛(ily2 and you seem so sweet!)

In the meantime I have this Frankie req from a while ago for anyone who hasn't seen it!

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uh hi, i love your page and i’ve got a quick question! do you still to reqs and matchups? (it says “closed” in your bio but just asking cuz idk if that’s old or not)

hope you have a nice day <3

yes all matchup and requests are closed until i empty out my ask box! I hope you have a nice day too! 💛

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tch... nothin personnel kid... *jeff the kills you*

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Challenge: name 5 things Suicide Sadie likes and 5 things she dislikes.

5 things Suicide Sadie likes and dislikes:

Likes:

Long sleeved, soft sweaters that give her sweater paws and make her feel like she's wearing a hug! She's one of those people with chronically cold hands, so she wears sweaters a lot.

Headphones that go over your ears. Something about them is just so comforting and she finds the sound quality better over earbuds. She especially likes the pink cat ear ones!

Livestreaming! She plays chill games and tells little stories while curled up with a blanket and cocoa. A lot of people love how sweet and chill she is!

Having her nails done! Sadie loves to be able to look down at her nails and seeing fun colors. She also LOVES the way gel nails sound against phones and tables.

Playlists! She is a playlist making extraordinaire. She has one for every feeling, every occasion, every possible circumstance, and they're all impeccable. Her music taste is literally unmatched, please pass her the aux.

Dislikes:

Loud noises. They just scare her, sometimes she flinches so hard that her shoulders or neck hurt afterwards.

Her hair getting in her face. She finds it really annoying to have to constantly adjust it, so she has a huge collection of cute hair clips.

Pants. Sadie is 100% teams skirts and dresses and wears them even in winter. She literally owns one pair of jeans and one pair of sweats. On the other hand she own about a thousand pairs of thermal tights to keep warm year round.

Non-see through water bottles. One time one of hers grew mold in the bottom and she vowed to never buy one like that again. She's not taking any risks.

Waking up early. Sadie is such a night owl, it's crazy. She'll stay up until 5 in the morning no problem, but literally cannot wake up before 10.

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You have no idea how much I'd hate to sound like a bitch, but will you ever open requests again? God, I really do not want to impose, it's just a question, I'm so sorry if this makes me sound spiteful or something. I love this blog so much you're the best

yeah i will after i empty my ask box. I haven't really written anything for this blog in a couple of months so they've been in there for quite a while. I don't have too many rn, so they should be open pretty soon!

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Tumblr keeps making me unfollow you and it’s a pain in the ass omg

Hate this stupid app sometimes

I'm so touched that you actually noticed tumblr made you unfollow me?? Thank u for repeatedly following me!! ily💛

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if this blog is still active

most to least likely to join y/n when they're dancing to stuff like Rockefeller Street, Butterfly or any 2000 classics

Anon this is such a sexy ask thank u so much. Also I’m back from the dead! School was kicking my ass for a few months, but I want to write again now :)

Most to Least Likely to Join in Dancing to Early 2000's music:

is kicking down the door and coming in already screaming the lyrics:

Toby: Bold of you to assume he wasn’t dancing to this first. An early 2000’s KING, he is ready to listen to Ke$ha until his ears bleed, baby and you couldn't keep him out of your room if you tried.

LJ: My mans is always ready to party. It doesn’t matter what music is playing, he is throwing it back like his life depends on it. If you happen to be playing LMFAO that’s just a bonus babe.

BEN: Please you KNOW he has all of those Tobuscus songs memorized and playing in a loop in his head constantly. He will hear the first notes to some minecraft parodies and already be breaking into a seemingly choreographed dance.

Nina: A recovering scene kid and avid kpop stan. She knows the og SHINee dances by heart and will force you to do them with her. So, it’s not so much that she’s joining you, as much as you joining her (whether you like it or not).

Jeff: Not exactly dancing as much as over enthusiastic performing, but he never left his emo phase. Will come RUNNING if he hears MCR playing. Don’t pass him the aux in the car all he ever plays is 2000’s emo shit.

might join in of peer pressured?

Dark Link: I’m not saying he WOULDN’T join in, but he only listens to Toxic by Britney Spears that loud when he’s having a mental breakdown, so he’s just trying to respect your privacy. We love a considerate king. If invited to join in he’ll go fucking feral though.

Jane: She’ll join you and put you to shame with her singing. How someone can make the black eyed peas sound so beautifully soulful you’ll never understand. Her dancing is fairly average though and she won't join you unless invited.

Lost Silver: Another recovering emo. He wants to join in, but gets nervous. He has anxiety ok? Just do the classic fishing rod move to reel him in and next thing you know shawty got (get it like the song lmao)

Hoodie: He’s not a huge fan of dancing to party songs, but if you give him puppy dog eyes he’ll bust down to Ska8ter boi.

Actively shielding their eyes and pretending to have gone deaf

Masky: Refuses to dance despite having an absolute dump truck. Don’t bother to ask him to dance, he won’t join in, but he will lean on your doorframe and insult your sick moves. smh

Clockwork: She’ll listen to nostalgic music with you while laying on the roof and stargazing, talking about how you wish you were still kids, but she’s not really a dancer. Hit her up for a good heart to heart though!

Eyeless Jack: He thinks the loud music is annoying and will ask you to turn it down like some disgruntled old man. And if you try to get him to dance he’ll suddenly remember something important he has to do far away from you.

Slender: He stopped keeping up with music hundred of years ago. He considers Beethoven to be modern and probably doesn’t even know My Hips Don’t Lie.

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*responses to being stabbed*

Hoodie: Oh no, I'm allergic

BEN: It sword of seems like you've got a problem with me. It's still knife to meet you, though

Eyeless Jack: Sure, it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?

Slenderman: You wound me, literally, you just, actually wounded me, that thing is really sharp, so you, don't even look at me like that they can't all be winners

Laughing Jack: Wouldn't it be hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop 'em? Can you imagine? God, just, do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen, come on, please

Toby: *grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them* You dropped this

Jeff: That's unfortunate

Masky: It could be worse

Jane: This really isn't how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain

Clockwork: Soooo, do you want this back, or can I keep it?

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ohhhhh so grossman is sorta just your character???

not quite! I didn’t create him at all so his backstory and a few of his defining character traits (like stupid) were created by someone else who deserves full credit.

You know how ben and jeff have fanon personalities that people generally use as a guideline? There’s no precedent to follow with will, so I had to choose a lot more new personality traits for him than the more classic creeps I write for.

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ik im stupid but who is will grossman

He’s Isaac Grossman’s grandson or great-grandson. Isaac is the boy that found laughing jack and then abandoned him in lj’s origin story. He doesn’t really have a super fleshed out canon or fanon personality that I could find, so I just write him as a serial killing himbo basically 

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Could you explain to me why the fuck fork am I the only person in this world that has a huge crush on Nathan the Nobody? Also, I love your writing, you're amazing 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 (~‾▿‾)~

afjskla thank you bby!💛 I haven’t really read anything for him before, but he’s one of the second wave creeps right? Along with ones like hobo heart and candy pop? Feel free to send in a request for him when they open back up!