The Hazblog Hoe

|18+ ONLY| Sideblog for reblogging my favorite Hellaverse reader-inserts and my own nonsensical musings about terrible people☆ oh god it's all Vox. I'm so sorry

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This blog is rated 18+

I wanna show my appreciation for the fic writers here so I made a whole blog for reblogging and rambling in the tags and archiving etc etc...

A little about me and the bloggy:

-I'm not gonna reblog sub!reader, dom!character, or m!reader. Sorry but they just do not interest me, as I am not M or Sub :( I will reblog gn!reader but if it's implied that reader is amab it's just not for me...like literally not made for me lol

-Heavy preference toward male characters. I AM bisexual but the ladies in hellaverse just don't compel me as much.

-18+!! I realistically cannot stop anybody from reading anything here, so I'm just gonna say you're responsible for the content you see here. If you're a minor and you've been scrolling my blog and then complain about seeing 18+ content for a show made for adults then...idk what to say. Go outside and play.

-I try to keep stuff tagged so it can be found easily in the blog! But sometimes I am lazy or forget :(

-I'm awkward in conversation! DM me at your own peril!! You will cringe!!

-You can also DM me for my main or my hazbin blog, I don't mind

-Absolutely share fics with me if we have similar tastes. Drop a link or just ramble in my ask box. Lemme hear it

-I acknowledge that Alastor is aro(?)ace in canon! But this is not a canon blog. I will be posting about Alastor in romantic and/or sexual situations. If you like Alastor in romantic situations but NOT sexual, I tag that as #sexualastor if you want to block it.

That's all I can think of right now LMAO I'll edit this post some more later

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Vincent X Reader who also wears glasses, but drastically different prescriptions, so they keep mistakenly grabbing the other’s pair and being flashbanged by being suddenly EXTRA blind

Getting migraines together💙

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Vincent x reader that wears glasses and you're about to start making out sloppy style but your glasses clink together

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"Just take the glasses off" I CAN'T SEE SHIT

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Vincent x reader that wears glasses and you're about to start making out sloppy style but your glasses clink together

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I've been so busy for the last couple weeks (months???) my brain has been scrampled egg

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Vox would love generative AI until Valentino generates a video of Alastor beating Vox's ass and suddenly Vox is on the news talking about the dangers of AI and misinformation and how you shouldn't believe everything on TV

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Vox will mention he has a bad headache and it just so happens to be the time Alastor plays his most favorite song, "60 Hours of a 3500Hz Tone"

[ygoandchill]

which tv are u taking home be honest

[ygoandchill]

say no more

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1950s Vox looks like he asks you to hold hands during sex and 1950s Vincent looks like he has to be physically restrained to keep from gnawing off his own fingers

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You know his ass was thisclose 🤏 to getting lobotomized

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sorry for spamming your blog i js think you're the realest ever im so obsessed with the fucking tv ... ill leave you be have a good night

No worries! Spam is okay and actually welcome! It actually feels really awesome when somebody with similar interests can go "oh THIS is what I've been looking for" and click through everything, and I mean that, genuinely.

Also thanks! I like the hellaverse (specifically hazbin (specifically vox)) enough that I made this blog to be insane about it (sexually) with as little shame as possible. I ❤️ being horny for dumb idiots

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1950s Vox looks like he asks you to hold hands during sex and 1950s Vincent looks like he has to be physically restrained to keep from gnawing off his own fingers

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[theasianinfluence]

which one is better

art of your OCs/sona

sex

Voting ended onJul 7

[voxdaily]

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blog is still 18+ btw

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Vox completely devastated that rabid true-crime fan reader has never heard any podcast talk about him ever, at all

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He's not even on the wikipedia list