[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

party in the usa playing in the background really makes this 

[spookydaze]

the way he doesn’t bother to pull his trousers up is just inspirational

[fakehistory]

Paintings of roman gladiators right before a battle to the death circa 50 B.C

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[propheticfire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[iguanamouth]

its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[eternalgirlscout]

only ACCURATE stagings of shakespeare from now on. no more “modern settings” or “movies” or “set pieces” or “women.” we do it as the Bard intended: 

empty stage

all costumes fished out of a dumpster

live (angry) bears 20 feet away

every single member of both the cast and audience just drunk as hell

groundlings in mortal peril every time explosives or effects are used

plague

[brunz]

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

[triss19]

the comment section is a gift 

[thebootydiaries]

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

[rowdy-3]

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

[17000-bees]

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

[royalharkinian]

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

[daveyjacobss]

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

sorry, MOM. cant hear you over my LOUD GOTH MUSIC and GOTH ACCESSORIES. too many CRUCIFIXES in my EARS

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[astropathos]

[mapsontheweb]

State Liquor Laws and Recorded Bigfoot Sightings