Just hangin out

I'm M and I'm trying dammit

[thingstrumperssay]

It’s fitting that this would happen during Pride Month.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[eldritchh-horror-deactivated202]

Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious

[spaced0lphin]

Get you a man who's like

[wlwaluigi]

[thoodleoo]

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

[mycroftrh]

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[insomniac-arrest]

carrd? nah. if you want to learn about me you have to connect scraps of information from my occasional sentence-long tumblr tags and gay little rants I’ve been putting there since 2016. that is the truest wellspring of self.

[insomniac-arrest]

ideal way that my followers figure out what the fuck is up with me:

[fuckmarrypoll]

thatcher

fuck 😈

marry 💘

kill 💣

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

[user-300]

[topbottomswitchblade]

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

[ghost-cassette]

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, "Neil... you're procrastinating writing again, aren't you"

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Neil.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

While I’m glad Ayn Rand is dead, I’m a bit upset that she never lived long enough to appear on the Eric Andre Show

[vortahoney]

Bartender… sleepytime tea…. and make it a double.

[vortahoney]

Whenever this post starts getting notes……. That’s how you know it’s almost bedtime…..

[ot3]

glassblowing rules because it's like one of the single most hardcore and impressive processes in the entire art world yet almost everything you make with it looks lame as hell. it's essentially a form of smithing that only produces neglected gift shop tchotchkes.

[rumwik]

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[enki2]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[manicpixiedreamchad-deactivated]

the elephant literally going pogchamp everytime she pulls it off is so fucking funny, you go girl!

[baander]

toll road

[aurielledawn]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I think my favorite part is that she only takes a few stalks each time. Truly just wants a little nibble. What a refined lady.