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left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means
remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was
her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things 😈"
these are his fears btw
wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count
"fear of being shot" is so fucking funny to me doesnt everyone have that fear
I’m not scared of any of this stuff personally if I was in divergent they’d call me None
i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
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This is one of the best photographs of any subject in any style. This shot helps justify the existence of photography.
at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same
The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:
Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔
caked up sewer queen
Dude has been Blair witchin’ it for 2000 years
Look up your hometown on Wikipedia and scroll down to the "Notable People" section (if there). The most famous person in that list:
Is unquestionably famous. A broad range of people have heard of them
Is famous, but only to people familiar with a specific topic
Isn't particularly famous, but you'd still call them notable in some field
Is extremely niche. The Wikipedia editors were really reaching
There is no "Notable People" section for my hometown
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hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck
feeling a bizarre, wistful sadness as I realize every one of the websites this image travelled through is now a subreddit where nobody has made a new post in 9 months
felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show
Tumblr, 1 April 2024
how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice
i wish i had the words to express what this means to me.
ID: Screenshot of a tumblr reply by faustlighttheme that reads, "oh is this about death i thought it was about being bad at peeling oranges" End ID