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✧.* Introduction ✧.*
➸ she / her
➸ rules
➸ masterlist
my name is haleigh, but I’m usually called hallie or hal :3
this is a strictly a south park only account
requests are highly appreciated <33
please read rules b4 requesting!!
hope you enjoy my blog!! :>
Random silly texts between the main 4 (PT 3!!)
a/n: made another one of these cuz I have no motivation to finish the request i’m currently working on 🤗 (part 1) (part 2)
stan marsh
Hello I love your work, could you write seperate headcanons for kenny & butters with a reader who can’t help but talk a lot and is insecure about it?
Butters & Kenny x Reader who talks a lot (HCS)
a/n: reader is gn, characters are in highschool. this was kinda rushed so sorry if it isn’t the best !
Not enough butters appreciation smh 😔 since ny sweet boy deserves better can I pls get headcanons of a reader who has like a MASSIVE crush on him and is super affectionate and sweet with him and he's not used to it
Butters x Reader who has a Massive Crush on him
a/n: YES PLS MORE BUTTERS REQUESTS!!! I agree 100% he doesn’t get enough appreciation and he’s literally one of my favourite characters (apart from clyde) 🙁🙁
Hello!! I really loved your cartman and reader who’s like his sister headcanons so i had a similar request
could you write another wholesome headcanons for a female reader who treats karen like her little sister? the reader only had brothers so karen is like her adoptive younger sister, and how would kenny react?? maybe he also has a crush on her? sorry if it’s too much <33
Karen McCormick w/ Fem!Reader who treats her like a younger sister
a/n: ty for the request! I had a lot of fun writing this and I love karen, she and her brothers deserve sm better :C I hope you like it 🎉🎉 (reader is in highschool & karen is 12-13)
Random silly texts between the main 4 (PT 2!!)
a/n: these are literally so fun to make, also christmas music slaps no matter the time of year 😤 (part 1) (part 3)
stan marsh
Random silly texts between the main 4
a/n; this is just for fun, you can take these as either platonic or romantic !! (they are the grey texts) (part 2) (part 3)
stan marsh
Hi, i was wondering if you could do some wholesome headcannons for Y/N (who acts like Douchebag in the sot game) Thats like a sister to Cartman. His mother adores her and he likes to bully her. But when others do it hes like "No only i can >:/"
Cartman w/ reader who’s like a sister to him
a/n: this is an old request that’s been sitting in my inbox for over 2 yrs, decided to write it as my first request since i’ve returned :3
• oh boy, cartman as a brother figure could be both great and awful.
• having first met you he would notice how quiet and chill you are, trying to get you to crack on many different occasions (failing miserably everytime). he never really cared too much about you. however once you started to spend more time with him and you found yourself at his house quite often, you developed an unexpected sibling bond with him
✧.* Masterlist ✧.*
stan marsh
kyle broflovski
n/a
kenny mccormick
kenny x reader who talks a lot
old requests -
awkward until comfortable, then chaotic reader
male reader who dresses feminine
reacting to his s/o playing osu
eric cartman
cartman with a reader who is like his sister
old requests -
cartman with his s/o who is stressed while doing a class presentation
cartman waiting for his s/o while they attend group therapy
reacting to his s/o playing osu
cartman with an s/o who has an anxiety disorder
leopold “butters” stotch
butters x reader who has a massive crush on him
butters x reader who talks a lot
old request -
butters with his s/o who is stressed while doing a class presentation
craig tucker
old requests -
male reader who dresses feminine
craig with an s/o who has an anxiety disorder
karen mccormick (platonic only)
karen w/ fem!reader who treats her like a little sister
main 4 (& butters sometimes); stan, kyle, kenny, cartman
random silly texts between the main 4
random silly texts between the main 4 (PT2!!)
random silly texts between the main 4 (PT3!!)
old request -
main 4 reacting to reader who plays a month long game of tag with craig’s gang every 3 months (platonic)
craig’s gang; craig, tweek, clyde, jimmy, tolkien
old requests -
reader who plays a month long game of tag with craig’s gang every 3 months (platonic)
✧.* Rules ✧.*
what i will write; oneshots, headcanons, fluff, angst, romance (aged up!!), platonic, afab & gn reader (I struggle with writing accurately for a male reader)
what i won’t write; yandere, deep topics (sh, ed, etc),
requesting guide; my requests are usually open however if there’s too many then i will close them, i try to get as many requests done as quickly as i can but it may take a while depending if i’m busy irl, i will choose which requests i will and won’t write for
if you do submit a request, please make it clear. for example; “Can i request headcanons for ______, how would they be with a clingy s/o”
characters I will write for;
stan marsh
kyle brovfloski
kenny mccormick
eric cartman
leopold “butters” stotch
craig tucker
clyde donovan
tolkien black
tweek tweak
jimmy valmer
wendy testaburger
bebe stevens
main characters siblings (platonic only)
all of the characters are aged up for any romantic requests!!!
Hello again!! I’m the anon who requested the ‘tag’ headcanon’s, I loved it so much It’s so nice to see someone else has watched the same movie as me :))
So this request is like a part two I guess?? Instead of the main 4, can I get some headcanon’s with reader and Craig’s gang playing tag in their pov? Platonic again and reader is still gender neutral!
Hey! I was hoping to get another request from you :DD this is so wholesome and makes me so happy help
The day before you all decided on the game and the rules, you and the gang would’ve been hanging out in the park telling each other stupid stories and laughing at random things
That’s when you came up with the great idea to start playing tag as a tradition, at first you suggested it as a joke but everyone seemed to love the idea so that’s how it first started
The rest of the day was spent brainstorming rules for the game, most of them were random and honestly didn’t make any sense but none of you cared
Once the game actually started, you guys ran around town tagging each other (and almost getting hit by multiple cars)
The best place to play Tag is at school, that’s when things got extremely competitive. A lot of the times you have gotten detention but it’s all worth it in the end if it means not being ‘it’
You tend to be the most dedicated to the game, disguising yourself as other students at school, hiding in unauthorised places, etc. Being this dedicated means you are hardly ever ‘it’ however you have been caught off guard multiple times, sometimes the others even gang up on you
Craig never seems enthusiastic about the game but he’s actually one of the best taggers (after you of course) he may not be the type to initiate a chase, but he’s certainly good at ambushing when it’s least expected. It’s really easy to tag him though, he simply can’t be bothered to run away
Tweek is the fastest out of the group, he’s always on edge and knows exactly when someone is about to try and tag him. Once he does get tagged it will take ages for him to tag someone else, he’s always thinking of the worst that could happen
Jimmy may struggle to escape when he’s about to be tagged but he always has a backup plan, and it’s the same for when he’s ‘it’ too
“H-Hey (y/n)… I n-n-need to talk to you about s-something…”
“Jimmy are you ok?”
“Y-Yeah it- It’s just…. y-you’re it”
And even though Jimmy has used the exact same scenario to tag you over and over again, no matter how many times he does it you always seem to fall for it
Tolkien has the most fun with the game, he’s just so happy that he could find a friend group as great as the one he’s in. He’s also really good at escaping from the tagger, but ends up feeling bad for them so he’ll let them tag him purposely then act like he slipped up
Clyde is such a baby when he gets tagged, he’ll whine and complain until someone gives in and just lets him tag them so he’ll shut up. He also likes to team up with you because he knows you’re the best player, but no matter what he does the month usually ends with him being ‘it’
Despite everything the game lasts for years none of you ever quit, it’s because of this that you stay friends throughout most of your life
Hi Vexinn! Hope you’re doing alright, so I have a request and it might seem a little confusing so I’ll try explain it properly-
First off, I’m not sure if you write like this but could it be headcanon’s of the main 4 but all together?? Platonic, and gender neutral reader ^^
This idea is based off my comfort movie called ‘Tag’ if you haven’t seen it basically it’s a group of friends who play tag for a month every year, and have been doing it for 30 years. They go way over the top just so they aren’t ‘it’ by the end of the month
Ok so the actual request is, how would the main 4 react to reader playing tag with craig’s gang every three months. I really hope this is fine and I know it’s a weird request but I’ve had the idea in my head for so long <33
OMG, THIS REQUEST HAD ME SCREAMING/pos I’ve actually watched tag over 5 times at least, I haven’t seen it in a while though and completely forgot about It until just now 😭
This idea is so freaking cute, how are you guys so creative with requests I could never come up with something like this
When the tradition first started, the boys would’ve been absolutely clueless. They’d be walking through school together with Butters, then suddenly see you run straight past them in a fit of laughter
Of course they would quickly realise you were being chased as the rest of Craig’s group are desperately trying to keep up, while Craig himself simply walks after all of you with his hands out
Cartman’s immediate reaction would be something like “Holy shit, they must’ve pissed off Craig”
Butters would then explain the situation and how you guys are going to start playing it after every three months for the rest of your lives
The boys would be very doubtful that it would last that long, and decided it was only going to be a one week thing. They would also talk about how it’s a children’s game and that they’re too old for that sort of thing anyways
In class you and craig’s gang would be running around tagging each other constantly but only when Mr Garrison had his back turned, so you wouldn’t get into trouble, it would annoy the hell out of some of the kids in class. Especially Cartman when Tweek accidentally bumps into his table
This would go on for three weeks, everyday one of you coming up with stupid ideas to tag the other. And honestly everyone ended up getting used to it, some even wishing they had a friend group like that
However the game made it kind of impossible for the boys to be able to hang out with you, just because you were always on edge and honestly they were all bit jealous since you started hanging out with Craig’s group more
But you reassured them it was only gonna last another week, and that you would have three whole months without playing
After you convinced them (and got tagged in the process) they seemed ease up about the game and just try to get used to it, Cartman might attempt to convince Stan, Kyle and Kenny to play their own game and prove that they were the superior friend group
As expected their game would only last like a day or two before they got sick of it and moved on. Probably because something ridiculous happened to them, just like all the other episodes in South Park
Once a month was finished and Clyde was the last it, everything went back to normal and you got to spend time with the main 4 again. The boys were really happy you hadn’t forgotten about them, you knew they were overreacting but kept your mouth closed
So now after every three months, everyone just prepares themselves for the game of tag to occur. I think the gif at the top of this is an appropriate reaction for once they realise what month it is
I’m sorry if I’m too annoying today, I was thinking about asking for this 😭 and if we can ask for 3 characters: Cartman (okay he’s my fave I admit), Craig, Jimmy? (Like always, headcanons and separated)
Since I have two diagnoses, I’m gonna ask for the more “popular”:
How would the boys deal in general with someone who suffers from anxiety disorder?
It’s kind of hard for me to tell my exact problems, because it interferes with another diagnosis 😅 but I guess that in general it would be eating in a crowd, speaking in front of people, rarely panic attacks,…
Hope it’s okay again! <3
I know this is late but I literally had no motivation to write for two days, You aren’t annoying at all! Honestly, you can request as much as you want as long as they’re open ^^
also I completely forgot to mention it in my introduction but I don’t usually write for more than two people at a time, so I’ll just do Cartman and Craig for now if that’s alright
Cartman wouldn’t understand at all, he just doesn’t know why people could get so anxious over things that are normal for everyone
He will most likely make fun of them for it, he’s an asshole and there’s no excuse for that
However there would be those rare moments where the kinder side of Cartman shows, like if he was alone with you and your anxiety was really bad then he’d try to distract you from it
Even though he’s horrible at comforting people, it doesn’t mean he wouldn’t try. Only when no one else is around of course
Speaking in public isn’t a problem to Cartman, so if you didn’t want to, then he would gladly volunteer to do it for you instead. No one would question it either just because they’re so used to Cartman trying to be the centre of attention
He’d ask his friends what they know about anxiety disorder and if they ever got suspicious, Cartman would simply brush it off and tell them he wanted to know for one of his usual plots
When you have a panic attack, Cartman would notice something is wrong with you almost instantly but would have no idea what to do. Unless you explain to him that you need to leave the area, or drag him away then he wont be much help
Craig is so chill when it comes to others with anxiety, like he knows exactly what to do when you are struggling
He’s so good at comforting?? If you need something to calm your nerves then be sure that Craig will get it for you asap, and he will even get new things for you to try like fidgets
Just like Cartman, Craig will speak up for you if you aren’t comfortable with doing so. But he will also help you try get better at speaking in front of others, like practicing with a fake crowd
If you started to have a panic attack at school or just anywhere near a large group of people, Craig will lead you to somewhere quiet and comfort you
Craig would do a lot of research on Anxiety Disorder so he can understand you better, he looks at different methods to use during a panic attack then remembers them off by heart
He is extremely patient with you, and always reassures that you’re doing great when doing things that make you anxious
Hey :D 👋
I see some people request for 2 characters so I’m gonna do exactly that :D
I love Eric T. Cartman (if that’s okay) and Kenny M.
I see you also do headcanons so let’s keep that. And how would they react to their female s/o playing osu? I started playing after a few months and do mostly 3-4 star maps hehe :D Also there’s multiplayer available where even two people can play so you can put that in there too :DD
Hello! I’ve heard of osu before but did a little more research so I could write about it properly, hope you like it <3
Cartman has never heard of osu before, so he believes that since he doesn’t know what it is, then it’d be a pretty shitty game and would refuse to watch you play it
However he might walk in on you playing it once and just stare at the screen from behind you, he wouldn’t say anything but you would notice he was there pretty quickly
He’d act like he isn’t all that interested in you playing it and instead make up an excuse as to why he’s watching you
“You’ll probably cry if I don’t watch so I guess I’ll stay”
You definitely wouldn’t cry if he didn’t watch but it’s best to play along anyways, it was rare for Cartman to show interest in something not related to him so it most likely wouldn’t happen again for a while
At first he doesn’t understand anything on the screen so he’d ask a bunch of questions while you’re trying to focus, you try to answer them without messing anything up but still make a couple mistakes
Every time you do mess up, Cartman would point it out knowing very well he was the cause for them. If you lost your patience and snapped at him, he would act all innocent and blame it on you saying you just aren’t that good. This gave you an idea
“I doubt you can do any better”
Yeah no Cartman wasn’t having any of that, so he went straight home and got osu on his computer. He’d spend all day and night trying to learn how to play, just to prove he could do better than you
When the time came and you guys played multiplayer, you would keep scoring more points than him causing Cartman to rage and almost give up a couple of times
At some point you decided to go easy on him so he would win, and you can be sure he rubbed it in every time his score was higher than yours
Once the two of you finish playing for the day expect a lot more competitions from then on, who knows it might even turn into a huge tournament between the two of you
Kenny does have a computer of his own, but it’s really old and poor quality so there isn’t many games he can use on it
However he still loves playing video games with his friends or even just watching them play on their own, so of course he’d be there while you play osu
You talk him through the basics of the game and teach him how to play, but he doesn’t really see the point in it. He prefers action games and rpg, but would still watch you play to make you happy
He thinks you’re amazing at it, completely ignores any mistakes you make because he is too mesmerised by the movements on screen
You find it amusing how he’s probably more focused than you are, sometimes you get distracted and watch his reactions instead but I doubt Kenny would notice
Eventually you convince him to have a turn, he would be hesitant at first but soon gain confidence as you guide him
Surprisingly Kenny is actually really good after he gets used to it, and may even try some of the harder maps. He says it’s all because you’re such a good teacher, and would be completely lost without your help
Even if it might seem like Kenny was only watching you play because he ended up liking the game, he honestly just wants to spend more time with you and loves every moment he has with you
Hi! I saw your post from @plushiesssforcrying blog and really loved it! :D
I was wondering what pronouns you are comfortable with writing for?
Sorry if you already answered this question earlier in your pined post :/
And wanted to know how your doing today?
Hello! :O I’m really glad you like my post!!
I’m comfortable writing all pronouns, I only struggle a little bit with neopronouns due to the fact that hardly anyone requests for them but even then I’d still do it!
Also I’m doing great! Just a little tired, how are you? <3
Okay another request from me! <3
Your Cartman was great! I’m gonna ask only for him this time. Again in headcanons
I have group therapies once per two weeks on Wednesday, at evening (5PM-6PM)
How would he spend his time if he had to wait? We are in a building, so I guess he would be sitting in a waiting room. But since I don’t even talk much, would he spam his S/O’s messages or something?
I hope it’s okay! <3 I’m so glad you did my request before aww
Hello again!! Omg I love your requests so much, I had a lot of fun writing this one though I may have gone overboard…
At first Cartman most likely thought he was gonna be able to join you in the group therapy so he didn’t think much about it, but that was until he saw the waiting room
Being the big drama he is, he would immediately start complaining and whinging. You try to reassure him telling him it’s only for an hour, but to Cartman an hour sounds like a full year
“I have to wait here for an hour?!”
“Eric it’s really not that long…”
There’s quite literally no convincing this boy, but honestly you’ve probably grown used to it and just found other ways to persuade him… by bribing him of course! “If you can wait for an hour, then after I’ll buy us some ice cream and we can eat it later tonight”
And just like that, Cartman shut his mouth and sat down on one of the chairs. There’s no way he’d ever say no to a deal involving ice cream and hanging out with you
Once you left him alone in the room, he instantly became bored and started to find ways to pass the time. If there were others in the room with him then he’d try starting conversation with them, but usually when he does that it leaves them either feeling offended by something he said or simply just annoyed
Whoever was unfortunate enough to become his victim would basically ignore him and just keep scrolling through their phone, leaving Cartman to find something else
He would try everything to make an hour go by quicker, flipping through some magazines, messing with anything in the room, or even just sitting on the chair different ways to see which was the comfiest
When he realised that only ten minutes had passed, he was almost ready to just give up and force you to leave with him. Suddenly he had a lightbulb moment, grabbing his phone hoping this would work
Switching to your side of things, you might be a little bored yourself honestly or just staying silent waiting for the time to go by. Your phone would start to go off and unsurprisingly you’d check to see Cartman spamming you with random emojis and letters
At first you’d try to brush it off and focus on the therapy, but it didn’t seem like he would stop so you just start messaging him back
He may be a huge pain in the ass sometimes but you can’t help but smile as the two of you exchange random photos of yourselves, some of his pictures would be really funny angles of his face causing you to almost burst out in laughter
After an hour finally passes and you greet Cartman in the waiting room again, he would act annoyed that you made him wait for so long. But in reality he actually really enjoyed it and would definitely come with you again
“You owe me an ice cream”
Hello Vexinn!
Hope you’re doing well today :) <3
Can I request for Butters & Cartman (headcanons and separated)
how they hype S/O up when reader has to give a presentation, but they’re hella stressed?
If you want some theme: they have presentations about history and now it’s the S/O’s turn to presenting, but the don’t wan to go and are shaking a little
I hope it’s okay :D please stay hydrated and eat <3
Hi!! I am doing well thanks for caring <33 I honestly loved this idea so much, and I’ve actually had a situation similar to this myself so I took inspiration from that for Butter’s headcanons.
ALSO I’m not very good at writing for Cartman, but it’s always nice to try so I can get better!
Butters probably wouldn’t notice you shaking at first so he’d be completely oblivious as to why you hesitate to do your presentation, instead he’d remind you that it was your turn thinking you weren’t listening or you just didn’t know
When he realises you’re not doing it on purpose it would cause him to panic slightly, seeing you stressed out made him really worry because he cares so much for you
Luckily Butters has a lot of experience with comforting others so he knows exactly what to do in these sort of situations, he would probably ask if someone else could do their presentation first so you had time to calm down and prepare yourself
While someone else takes your place and does their presentation, Butters would be right beside you with one hand rubbing your back comfortingly. He wouldn’t care if anyone were watching you two, his only focus is making you feel confident enough to get up in front of everyone and just get it over with
If you don’t like being touched while you’re stressing out then that’s fine! Butters would just whisper encouraging words to you, telling you that you’ll do great and you don’t need to worry because at the end of the day you probably won’t even remember doing it
Then he’d come up with a solution, he suggests you only focus on one thing while you do your presentation so then it won’t be as scary
Eventually when it comes to your turn again and you get up to do it, Butters would have his thumbs up and a huge smile plastered on his face
You take Butters advice and only focus on him, ignoring everyone else watching you and surprisingly it seemed to ease your nerves quite a bit. Then before you knew it, you finished!
When it comes to class presentations, Cartman is always all over it. Even if his presentations are always never accurate, he still really enjoyed doing them because he has the full attention of everyone in class
Now because of this, he was quick to realise something was not right with you as soon as your name was called. He didn’t understand why you were so stressed though, what was so scary about getting up in front of the class?
He’d come up with some excuse so he could have a moment to help you, obviously acting like he had no idea why you were acting so different so nobody would question him
When he gets the chance to ask ‘what the hell is wrong with you’ you’d explain that you’re stressing over the presentation and you don’t want to do it
The first thing he thought was he could just do it for you, but realised he probably wouldn’t be allowed to anyways. So he just resorts to encouraging you instead
You’d probably be shocked when he first tries to hype you up, simply because his way of encouraging seems really aggressive, but there’s no other way he would do it especially in front of your classmates
“Just get up there and do it! Nobody here will care if you do shitty, not like you will do shitty” he’d whisper shout at you, hoping you’d feel at least a little bit more confident
He’d give you a special Cartman pep talk then to top it off, he yells at everyone to shut up so you can finally get up to do your presentation
If you ever stumbled over your words or messed something up, Cartman would give a discreet nod of encouragement which may not seem like much but from Cartman, that definitely means a lot