HCreates

23 They/them | Ace-Spec | Painfully Neurodivergent. Feel free to message me :)

[hcreates7]

𓉘 I⃣N⃣T⃣R⃣O⃣𓉝

ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ ʟᴏsᴇʀ

This is an intro since I didn’t have that. Here’s my rusty dusty Linktree (I refuse to update the pictures, as I am lazy).

HannahHasNoHope | Twitter | Linktree

If you want to know abt me go to the bottom

This is an unserious personal blog 99.9% reblogs I think are important or funny. Open to mutes and messages (except if ur a minor).

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About me:

• ᴀɢᴇ-24

• ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs- 🜬They/Them🜬 (nonbinary)

• ᴀʟɪɢɴᴍᴇɴᴛ- Chaotic Neutral

• ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ(Tests)╴ INFP 4w5

Big 5

Openness 3

Conscientious 1

Extroversion 1

Agreeableness 3

Neuroticism 5

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Interest/Likes:

•Arts (any apply) my pfp is by me fyi

•History

•Science (paleontology/archaeology mainly, but I’m also I interested in the med field)

•Psychology

•Morbid shit

•Niche internet discourse

•Whatever hyper fixation I might have

•Fun facts (unfun facts are included)

•Music ofc

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!❕️DNI list ig❕️!:

• Any form of bigotry is not acceptable (should be a given)

• Bots

Basically if you’re neither we good bc I literally can’t think of more idk I’m sleep deprived. 🤷

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[loth-caatgirl]

[hcreates7]

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[unusual]

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

OCD daily affirmations:

My taste in media needs to get worse

Having my words misunderstood is a good thing because it means I retain a constant air of mystery and intrigue

I can do whatever I want forever because only God can judge me and God doesn’t give a fuck anymore so I’m in the clear

I have a library card which means I’m better than everyone else

My brain is made up of a bunch of cells and neurons like an IDIOT why would I listen to a bunch of cells when THEY CAN’T EVEN LISTEN TO 90s NU-METAL ALBUMS

I am liked by several unemployed trans people and multiple furries. Being liked by anyone else is an inconvenience at best, and cringe as fuck at worst

Your mom likes me

[yesterdaysprint]

The Marion Times, Kansas, September 29, 1898

[lilypucks]

reddit interaction that goes pretty hard i think

[hcreates7]

Lawful Good vs Chaotic Good alignment lowk

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[girlywirlyswirly-deactivated202]

I was too deep into the mcyt territory in 2020 "chat" will never lose its true meaning to me

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[catchymemes]

[carnival-phantasm]

[hcreates7]

Sleep deprived concoction of my imagination:

Alternately:

Idk if tumblr will agree if I’m funny, but tired me thought it was funny at the time. Maybe tumblr will appreciate it maybe not.

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I love love love learning idioms from other languages

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver