you WANT me as your pilot. @hcwholaughs-blog - Tumblr Blog

pardon the minor inactivity. it’s actually fairly common for me. i should be back around to do some replies tuesday <3

#🛦. everyone wants to know what's inside { ooc }

FOR MY PURPOSE HOLDS TO SAIL BEYOND THE SUNSET, AND THE BATHS OF ALL THE WESTERN STARS, UNTIL I DIE ━━━

It may be that the gulfs will wash us down: it may be we shall touch the Happy Isles. We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will ━━ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

indie multimuse rp blog. mass effect, dragon age, and star wars muses. introducing new muse, scott ryder. lovingly curated by lilie. // rp blogs please reblog, personals please don’t reblog.

#🛦. nothing wrong with a little harmless self promotion right? { promos }#🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }

allianceofficer

they do not notice your sharp-toothed smile, your starlight eyes. they do not notice you are a ghost borrowing an empty body. you are beast turned man ——— but, alas! is it better? is this the shade of an existence worth the while? you survive, but do you live? ( x / x )

#🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }#🛦. nothing wrong with a little harmless self promotion right? { promos }

masked613

Send me a "⊙﹏⊙" if you've been wanting to RP with me but are too shy to ask or start.

#🛦. why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates { memes }

rrrick

Visit Original Link

Johnny Cash | Hurt

#🛦. crap radio stations from two centuries back { playlist }

vcga:

“don’t call ‘em MAN TITTIES, c’mon man. they’re PECS. don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me, joker.”

“I can’t even DREAM of looking like that. with your BIG-” another gesture, “and your nice ROUND-” he flexes his fingers, like he’s grabbing an imaginary ASS, “ever thought of doing PORN? I’m sure you’ve got the goods to make BANK.”

#tw: porn mention #[ just in case LOL ]#vcga #🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }

’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’ - from Shepard!

“but COMMANDER,” he whines, eyebrows furrowing in FAKE frustration, “GARRUS already told me that he would HELP. you don’t even have to GET INVOLVED. and in the end all of the Illusive Man’s tapes will be MIRRORED and UPSIDE DOWN! like moving everything on his desk just an inch or two to one side. INFURIATING.”

#rebellcion #[ me2ish i'd assume ]#🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }

kosmaks

#🛦. he was always my favorite ;; with that pole up his ass { garrus }#🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }#[ joker has a weird crush on garrus ]#[ but don't tell anyone ]

stuupidhead

◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

’ Why are you all wet? ‘

’ Aloha! ’

’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘

’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’

’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’

’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’

’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’

’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’

’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

’ No more caffeine for you. ’

’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘

’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’

’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’

’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’

’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’

’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’

’ I didn’t teach him that. ’

’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’

’ Leave my mother out of this. ’

’ You are such a pain. ’

’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’

’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’

’ I’m lost. ’

’ Don’t interact with her. ’

’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’

’ Why do you act so weird? ’

’ You look familiar. ’

’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’

’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’

’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’

’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’

’ I hear you cry at night. ’

’ Do you dream about them? ’

’ You came back. ’

’ Nobody gets left behind. ’

’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘

’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’

’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’

’ Are you.. happy? ’

’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’

’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’

‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’

’ We’d raise you to be good. ’

’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’

’ I read her diary. ’

’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’

’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’

’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’

’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’

’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’

’ Stupid head. ’

’ Did you catch fire again? ’

’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’

’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’

’ Do you want to be taken away? ’

’ You’re just jealous 'cause I’m pretty! ’

’ My friends need to be punished. ’

’ Heard you lost your job. ’

’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. '

‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’

’ He’s very persuasive. '

’ I know you had something to do with this. ’

’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’

’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’

’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’

’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’

’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’

’ This is low even for you! ’

’ You are all mine. ’

’ You know I have no choice. ’

‘ Please don’t do this. ’

’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’

’ She needs me. ’

’ Leave me alone to die. ’

’ What is that monstrosity? ’

’ Does this look infected to you? ’

’ You’d better not have rabies. ’

’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’

’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’

’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’

’ It has no place among us. ’

#🛦. why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates { memes }

Finally got around to opening my ask and submit pages. Woops. I’m gonna reblog some memes so keep an eye out for that! Also got my rules page up. You might be able to tell that I like nice things, so my pages take longer than usual to get up but keep an eye out for a new about page too.

If you don’t have a thread with me already and you want one make sure LIKE THIS POST. Or if you’re alright with a nonspecific and open starter REPLY TO THIS. Or, if you’re made of laziness like me, go ahead and just give this post a quick little heart. <3

#🛦. everyone wants to know what's inside { ooc }

willreignite:

“Cat fights?” She searched through her memory for a moment. “Ah. A relic from the times when women were perceived as something worse than men and weren’t treated serious regardless of their proficiency. Like, for example, the most perfect human in the galaxy and the most powerful human biotic who could break your body with one finger.” Shepard took the mop she brought with herself and handed it to him. “Now you can take thorough care of your ship. What a wonderful occasion, isn’t it?” No, the Commander wasn’t exactly angry with him. More like fed up after a very long day consisting of several unpleasant situations including accidental blowing up the whole facility. So, in consequence, her humour was dryer than usual.

“commander, I don’t know if you REMEMBER, having died and been brought back to life and all, but-- I don’t really have the means to MOVE AROUND very well.” he gestures to his legs with the mop, “I mean, I probably COULD get up and clean, but you’d have to have someone watch me VERY CLOSELY. You know, just in case I break a leg or an arm or something.”

#willreignite #🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }

theconviict:

❛ STILL AN ASS, HUH? ❜ The entire drink slides down her throat in one go. She needed this. Like really needed it after that bullshit on Grissom. Who actively decides to have kids when they’re always a H A Z A R D – almost dying and shit? ❛ Tell you what, Joker, why don’t I put you in the middle of a training session and you tell me what skills I’m teaching them? ❜

“the day I’m not ‘AN ASS’ is the day the galaxy goes to SHIT. even EDI says so.” he finishes off his drink, savoring the BURNING feeling as it goes down his throat. it’s been ages since he’d had enough shore leave to drink anything this STRONG. he grins at her offer. “you could, but there’s probably not much TRAINING to be had, beating up on a CRIPPLE and all.”

#theconviict #🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }

allianceofficer:

❝ if by “tear it to shreds” you mean we literally destroy it and watch something else, then sure. ❞

“I meant make JOKES about how wrong all of their ‘SCIENCE’ is over some popcorn or SOMETHING, but- hey, man. if that’s the best medicine for all that TEEN ANGST you’re going through, then BE MY GUEST.”

#[ don't worry joker will dish it right back out ]#allianceofficer

“so, I was THINKING...everyone seemed to enjoy when EDI and I had that viewing of the first few episodes of FIREFLY last week. and I managed to dig up this old copy of one of those STAR WARS movies. we should watch it and tear it to SHREDS.”

#!OPEN STARTER!#[ you can't convince me that he's NOT an ancient pop culture nerd ]#[ there are too many references ]#[ i will die with this headcanon ]

spacewulf-deactivated20181018

throw me to the WOLVES and i’ll return leading the PACK.

oh, all these minutes passing – sick of FEELING USED. if you wanna break THESE walls down, you’re gonna get BRUISED. now my neck is open wide – begging for a fist around it. already choking on my PRIDE, so there’s no use CRYING about it. i’m headed STRAIGHT FOR THE CASTLE; they wanna make me their QUEEN. and there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying that I probably shouldn’t be so MEAN. i’m headed STRAIGHT FOR THE CASTLE; they’ve got the kingdom locked up. and there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying I should probably keep my PRETTY MOUTH SHUT.

independent rp blog for a CANON DIVERGENT commander shepard - penned by bash - non rp blogs do not reblog

#Tbt #mobile post (tm)#queue

normandy-sr3

Mass Effect Fanart by troubadour93

#🛦. take a holo; it'll last longer { queue }#🛦. well i always liked tali so... { tali'zorah }#🛦. he was always my favorite ;; with that pole up his ass { garrus }

Ok so my to-do list for tonight/tomorrow.

threads, obviously

rules page

cute about page

maybe a verses page

i’m so bad at this.

#🛦. everyone wants to know what's inside { ooc }#to be deleted

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

you WANT me as your pilot.