Headless Chicken's Internet Voice

The inane ramblings of a madman. The man in question? Ali Lightfoot, A.K.A. Headless Chicken. Funny, angry words, rants and reviews about life, the world and everything in it, from the point of view of one strange English "artiste". Site Twitter Youtube Writing DevArt BandCamp

[headless-chicken]

It's launch day for Social Paranoia: How Consumers and Brands Can Stay Safe in a Connected World (non-fiction)! http://thndr.me/uTMnZ1

[marriedtotheseacomics]

Snowman love. From Married To The Sea.

[headless-chicken]

This is fantastically hilarious moment in Steven Universe, and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t already a reaction gif.

You’re welcome, internet.

[ovadiah]

Makes me laugh far to hard, I think I need a new spleen

[headless-chicken]

I made a video for Channel Frederator and it’d be the bomb if you went and watched it (maybe like and comment too, so the chaps over there on their team think I’m super cool.)

Thanks a bunch. It’s entertaining, so I hope you fell like watching it anyway - rather than some laborious favour to me. (In future, if you hate everything I make, please ignore my pleas for you to watch/consume it, I’d never force you.)

[headless-chicken]

Howdy

Hello tumblr, I’m sorry we don’t talk that often. It really isn’t my intent, I still love you. I do. It’s just other things take up a lot of my time these days, and I’ve got a lot better at condensing my bile and vitriol into 140 characters (or sometimes three sets of 140 characters.) So understandably I don’t really have the time, material or inclination to write length passages for you as regularly as I did. Or indeed at all.

Listen. I need something from you again. Well, need is a strong word. I’d like to show you something. I’m posting it next, because I thought this needed to be said, but not as a caveat to a different, self-whoring post. Let’s face it, I only really come here to tell you about stuff I did on other websites and this is no different. But I want you to know I still care and I’ll always be here (until you’re shut down.) Maybe someday I’ll come write something worthwhile on you again...

Love, Ali

[headless-chicken]

Hello, Tumblr people that maybe forgot that I even exist!!

I’ve not posted a video to you guys in a while and I thought “What better time to do so than when I’ve just finished a Game of Thrones video on the day Game of Thrones Season 5 starts airing in the UK?” So here it is.

If you like it, maybe subscribe and/or go to my channel and watch the other videos I’ve put on there that maybe you haven’t seen since I last shared one of my videos with you guys?

[headless-chicken]

I made a thing, cause this quote seemed too good to pass up. (Although I definitely took it in a slightly different context than what it actually is - i.e. teetotal = does not compute.)

[headless-chicken]

If you want a design done, you could put out a job listing for a freelance position and have everyone that applies do a "test brief" design (which is the actual design job you want) then pick the best one, tell everyone they didn't get the position and - if it's an internal use design - never tell anyone where it came from. Repeat ad infinitum.

Suddenly my job search efforts make so much sense.

[screenshotsofdespair]

Dating life.

[radatav]

A comic about Seagulls. If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you.

If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter argument about how not all _____ are ______ , well that’s just disappointing. 

[headless-chicken]

Not my latest video, but that one's a mild downer (like the last couple of things I posted) so I thought I'd share this, since I hadn't already.

It's a Halloween sketch (like the film) that I released on Halloween (like the holiday. But I shot it (and intended to release it) way before. So it works at any time of year, don't feel it needs to be the right season to watch it.

If you do want to see my latest video, or even subscribe, just hit up my channel:

http://youtube.com/AliLightfoot

[nevver]

[garfieldminusgarfield]

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

[headless-chicken]

You can fear death as the inevitable point you eventually run out of time on this Earth, or you can think of it as just the longest nap you'll ever have, and isn't that just tops!?

[headless-chicken]

Aspire

Try

Fail

Repeat

Take stock

Get depressed

Lose motivation

Take stock again

Be disheartened

Lose hope

Put on a brave face

Die alone and unfulfilled

[headless-chicken]

Okay, so I couldn't stand that this wasn't already a gif. So I made one.

You're welcome.