YOUR SHIT IS WRECKED.

Dirk Strider Fictive. - He/Him. - ♡ Swords, robots, psychology, my friends. ♡

[headlesstimaeus]

Fancy seeing you here, in my domain of all places. I am Dirk Strider, one of many that exist out on this platform. But I am my own man nontheless. That is what this godforsaken platform is for. Oh... also I use he/him, I guess.

Don't expect much from the blog. I have nothing but inane rambles for you. Mostly about psychology, the biggest temptress of my interests. I'll also reblog a shit ton about my friends if I so feel. Especially my Janey, whom I love. He is the best. Anyways, really only follow if you wanna chat with the coolest guy... like, ever.

Okay time to send a bunch of uselessly amusing images about myself.

[laterkiss]

Tshirt that says “i love my wife” to our divorce hearing

[headlesstimaeus]

@corvid-arcana

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

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@corvid-arcana

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

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@corvid-arcana

[nyancrimew]

yo girl are you the only ten i see, fuck i fucked it all up didnt i

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@corvid-arcana

[duckdotcom]

are you mad at me? would you like to be

[corvid-arcana]

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[ushimimihandjobs-deactivated202]

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

[corvid-arcana]

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[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[corvid-arcana]

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[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[headlesstimaeus]

I can't stop thinking about the thing I read last night. Genuinely superhell. Genuinely so bad and yet I was invested. I honestly would've preferred being beaten and called a slur, though. It was bad. I will never forget it. I will one day read this aloud to other people and they will go Dirk where the fuck did you find this what is your problem.

[swagophile]

me: (drinking a latte) everyone should die. everyone in this entire world should fucking kill themselves. there's nothing in this life worth living for. everything is fucked. no one deserves to live. nobody deserves anything but suffering.

me: (drinking ice water) i think that peace among humans is possible. i think we can all find a way to make it work. i think the world is a beautiful place and we should fight to keep it a place we can all share together. life is a blessing

me: (drinking a monster energy) What If We Had Sex And Also I Killed Myself While We Were Having Sex

[nanoraydx]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[headlesstimaeus]

Hunger strikes again. Thankfully I have a quick solution for this. Fable III. Mmm Fable III.

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I have once been told that the fact everything I say is said 100% sober is concerning. I am up to a sort of bullshit no one appreciates in this day and age.

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me