Jacks • Jackie

Hello! All my random crap goes here. 29 • she/her ACNL: scorpio-lamp Pokemon: pumpkadreavus Legend of Zelda: fly-like-a-rito Pokemon ask blog: askbellboyant Flight Rising: lairoflight

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)

[ruinedchildhood]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[voidedlight]

[ilovevalium-deactivated20230725]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

pikachu is drowning

[colourofthekites]

This ain't about him

[ruinedchildhood]

[super-lazer-piss]

Love the "quality check" portion of the Domino's tracker. I imagine some 14 year old Domino's worker stoned out of their mind doing this for a few minutes

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[saraneththebinder-deactivated20]

[scorpymiz]

This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.

[pentecost]

you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises

[mozalieri]

what about him

[pentecost]

his pants fit him like a glove

[witchblade]

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[foodffs]

MICKEY BEIGNETS

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[moringmark]

[egberts]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[ruby-white-rabbit]

“fueled by spite: a cookbook of revenge”

[sasoraye-deactivated20200129]

[arthoerina]

“you want to kill your circumstances”

[luvmangosdope]

You want to kill your pain

[dinosaurs-last-day]

I really needed to hear this. And I am sure that others do too.