The Blog of a Watson

I'm Joan Watson. You are welcome to come talk to me any time. I am gender-fluid, which means that some days I will feel like a male (I go by John on those days) and some days I will feel female (I go by Joan on those days.) Today I am Joan. //ooc: due to multishipping, just because a ship is present in one thread it does not mean that the ship is present in another. //:ooc: there may or may not be smut //:ooc: there will be triggers

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Joan Watson glared at the damned dress hanging on the door. The dress was a deep scarlet and the sides looked like they were being held closed by small, silver rivets; it also had this design running down from the top of her breasts down to just below her belly-button, and across the back. To Joan, it looked like it would make her features look bigger than they actually were and if she moved to quickly she would expose herself. She shook her head and sighed as she walked down the stairs and into the kitchen where Sherlock was working. "Why is that dress hanging up in my room?" she asked, crossing her arms over her chest as she waited for an answer.

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Open to all Sherlock's-Beauty and the Beast

(Beauty and the Beast AU; fem!John as Belle and Sherlock as Beast) Joan Watson was the daughter of the town drunk who barely supported the family with the pity orders people put in his blacksmith shop. Of course, her had stumbled upon a castle in the woods and stole something from it; a precious stone. This stone would keep the family together for years and they wouldn’t have to work at all. But in exchange, the monster that lived in the house wanted Joan, someone to clean the castle and do his other wishes. Which lead Joan to here, standing outside of the large wooden doors with anxiety built up in her stomach. Reaching out with a shaking hand, Joan grabbed the elegant knocker and tapped it three times, waiting for another servant or even the creature himself to open the door. After no one came, she reached for the handle and turned it slowly, walking into the foyer. “Hello?” She called out, looking around the beautiful hall.

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Open to all Sherlock's-Beauty and the Beast

(Beauty and the Beast AU; fem!John as Belle and Sherlock as Beast) Joan Watson was the daughter of the town drunk who barely supported the family with the pity orders people put in his blacksmith shop. Of course, her had stumbled upon a castle in the woods and stole something from it; a precious stone. This stone would keep the family together for years and they wouldn't have to work at all. But in exchange, the monster that lived in the house wanted Joan, someone to clean the castle and do his other wishes. Which lead Joan to here, standing outside of the large wooden doors with anxiety built up in her stomach. Reaching out with a shaking hand, Joan grabbed the elegant knocker and tapped it three times, waiting for another servant or even the creature himself to open the door. After no one came, she reached for the handle and turned it slowly, walking into the foyer. "Hello?" She called out, looking around the beautiful hall.

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Don’t you fucking dare. They aren’t yours, they’re

mine

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I’ll inform your parents, Jo.

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They don’t care! You...

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No! I'm not letting you in!

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  Don’t you fucking dare. They aren’t yours, they’re

mine

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I’ll inform your parents, Jo.

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They don’t care! You already know how Da is, Mum isn’t any better!

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Well, I’m coming over. And we’re going to eat. I’m bringing a peach because I know you aren’t going to eat any more than that.

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I’m not going to eat!

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Just a peach and some water.

Please, Jo.

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No, please no.

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  Don’t you fucking dare. They aren’t yours, they’re

mine

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I’ll inform your parents, Jo.

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They don’t care! You already know how Da is, Mum isn’t any better!

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Well, I’m coming over. And we’re going to eat. I’m bringing a peach because I know you aren’t going to eat any more than that.

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I'm not going to eat!

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  Don’t you fucking dare. They aren’t yours, they’re

mine

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I’ll inform your parents, Jo.

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They don't care! You already know how Da is, Mum isn't any better!

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I am not!

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Joan, you can’t end up in the hospital again.

…

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Don’t you fucking dare. They aren’t yours, they’re mine

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

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  I am not!

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Joan, you can’t end up in the hospital again.

Please. Just eat.

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Please, the only reason I was in the hospital was because of the case.

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Sure. 

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Stop it Sherlock. I’m fine, I’m just having a bad day.

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Joan, all your days are like this.

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Not

all of my days.

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Most of your days.

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What's your point

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

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  I am not!

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Joan, you can’t end up in the hospital again.

Please. Just eat.

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Please, the only reason I was in the hospital was because of the case.

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Sure. 

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Stop it Sherlock. I’m fine, I’m just having a bad day.

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Joan, all your days are like this.

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Not all of my days.

[gingerbbatch]

sherlock wearing: black on black

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

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  I am not!

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Joan, you can’t end up in the hospital again.

Please. Just eat.

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Please, the only reason I was in the hospital was because of the case.

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Sure. 

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Stop it Sherlock. I'm fine, I'm just having a bad day.

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

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  I am not!

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Joan, you can’t end up in the hospital again.

Please. Just eat.

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Please, the only reason I was in the hospital was because of the case.

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

I’m not getting out of bed and I’m not eating. Stop trying to make me. JW (fem, TW)

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Joan, you need to. I’ve been extremely worried.

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I am fine. How is it when you don’t eat it’s fine, but when I do it’s suddenly a crime?

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Because I’ve never really eaten much, and you’re conscious about your weight.

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I’m only conscious because I know I’m fat.

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You are skin and bones. 

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I am not!

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

I’m not getting out of bed and I’m not eating. Stop trying to make me. JW (fem, TW)

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Joan, you need to. I’ve been extremely worried.

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I am fine. How is it when you don’t eat it’s fine, but when I do it’s suddenly a crime?

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Because I’ve never really eaten much, and you’re conscious about your weight.

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I'm only conscious because I know I'm fat.

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

I’m not getting out of bed and I’m not eating. Stop trying to make me. JW (fem, TW)

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Joan, you need to. I’ve been extremely worried.

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I am fine. How is it when you don't eat it's fine, but when I do it's suddenly a crime?

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Open (high trigger warning for ED's, SH, others)

I'm not getting out of bed and I'm not eating. Stop trying to make me. JW (fem, TW)