[thebootydiaries]

[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[forkswashington-deactivated2022]

fast forward to the future in which edward and bella go to dartmouth. it’s thirsty thursday and the frat parties have begun. we’re in the red zone, and our favorite vampire couple hangs out near the greek village, eavesdropping on the frat fucks who are planning something nefarious. bella, dressed to kill, intervenes before a man begins drawing a young woman away from the party. she pretends to seduce him until edward appears and they both strike fear into his heart, dragging him to the police station to get him to confess his malicious intentions. sometimes, though, edward knows they are too far gone and cannot be rehabilitated. no worries, because carlisle’s new hospital is always in need of new blood and organs

[gilmorescreencaps]

[robertphilip]

if vampires could give each other hickeys I know for a fact Carlisle would be covered in them literally all the time

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Dip your finger tips into a flowing stream between 11pm and 3am . Enchanting

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

i love this but it reads exactly like “saw a snail today. effervescent”

[lesbianforks]

why did everyone chalk bella’s clingy-ness to edward as her having no personality/needing a man when it’s obvious she’s depressed and has severe self-esteem issues and edward’s one of the first people in her life that’s she’s actually been able to be close with and feel genuinely loved by

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[cockmcstuffins]

the pure raw energy with which “let me sign” vibes with speaks to my soul and makes that scene in twilight where edward saves bella the realest fucking shit ever catherine hardwicke really fucking did that when she put rob’s original song in that scene when can your fave ever

[bisexualtwilight]

After Bella’s transformation Edward and her decide to live some time as couple, you know, without the Cullens, maybe they go to college and the others still live together so one day Emmett sends a video to Edward to show he misses him. This is the video:

[jasperscardigan]

honestly I’m probably the only person who hasn’t seen this yet. But omg it’s iconic.

[esmeanneplatte]

i’ve heard of it before but I never actually have seen this but when it shows them all snapping my precious mom Esme looks so freaking adorable 

[1cumulonimbus-deactivated202103]

«twilight» (2008)

[notthiswholemessagain]

whom else here would die for esme cullen

[twilightrenaissance]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[dearforks]

— Bella Cullen & Edward Cullen.

[athousandyears]

I had to replace this because I moved Spotify accounts. Bella’s iPod is now live again and has new music. Enjoy!

[cockmcstuffins]

shoutout to the prop crew for bdp1 who asked themselves the important question “edward’s about to go balls deep for the first time in 100 years how much furniture is he going to ruin” and then answered “all of it” y’all really did that