[healsluts]

[unbotheredmuse]

[catsmocha]

Hey, it’s me Winston Overwatch. I have been fucking drafted. Help me. Fucking help me. How is school? Did you solve any problems on time? Please, call your father. He loves you. He fucking loves you. Dodge the draft they put in your mail.

[testosteronefag]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[radiofreederry]

[modogoblin]

[graveyardlullabyy-deactivated20]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foxincrocs-the-gray]

Stork deniers cope and seethe.

You thought babies come from sex? That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself you pervert.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

[elpatron56]

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

[everythingfox]

“Cat summons a fearsome creature from its cave”

(Source)

[paxamericana]

[travitrav]

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

[pileofknives]

Arizona tea.

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[xdeez]

[rabbithaver]

[supermariomamafucker]

[laiajsn-deactivated20220924]

[sharkgirldick]