A day in the life.

I'm Taylor. I'm 26yrs old. I am trauma nurse BSN, soon starting my masters. And I am a mommy! My angel is three! Porn blogs will be blocked. Leave me alone! I love funny things, animals, and making others smile. I am trying to be as healthy as can be inside and out.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i fucking love jordan peele and i could watch him talk about horror movies for hours

[pinkmanthedog]

Please join my hot new fitness program

[catchymemes]

IG: Soosh

[madamefaust-deactivated20210624]

This is now a beautiful children’s book called Mermaid and Me!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[just-shower-thoughts]

A parent’s number one job is to pretend they know what they’re doing.

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[tedllasso]

#masterplan

[henricavyll]

Elwes, asked which role he has enjoyed the most, said he enjoys them all and that’s why he does them.“But I have to say the one that is probably going to stay with me for the rest of my life is ‘The Princess Bride.’ It will say ‘as you wish’ on my tombstone. Billy Crystal said the other side of the tombstone should say ‘mostly dead.’ ”

CARY ELWES as Westley in The Princess Bride (1987) 

[icarus-suraki]

Quick Reminder...

The COVID-19 virus has not changed

Your immune system has not changed

There is no vaccine

There is no cure

What’s Different?

Fewer government-directed restrictions

That’s literally it: fewer lockdowns, closures, and stay-at-home orders, often due to political pressure.

But COVID-19 is still here. It’s still contagious. People are still getting it. People are still dying from it. Just because it’s not as prominent in the news does not mean that this 2020 story arc has concluded!

Please

Wash your hands

Continue social distancing

Wear a face mask

Protect high-risk and vulnerable people

Self-isolate if sick, quarantine if exposed

Help flatten the curve and contain the outbreaks 

Source: I am an actual contact tracer and I just got home from a very long shift where we are having to reach out to more and more and more people as they are exposed to people with positive COVID-19 tests.

Please stay safe.

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so cute

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[rumandhoney-scotchandchocolate]

i might try my hand at changing the things I cannot accept. 

[wasteland-survivor]

Figure I might fuck around and gain the wisdom to know the difference

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[miasroadtorecovery]

[danks-gif]

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[sabertoothwalrus]

I made this because I actually did manage to brush my teeth tonight. Mimnty :-)