Hearing Myself Think

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Men want a woman who looks like she's 20, talks like she's 30, and fucks like she's 40. Women want a man who talks like he's 40, looks like he's 30, and fucks like he's 20.

Me

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I ran from you to get away from me.

Me

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Perhaps the only reason we look for meaning in our lives is that we start with the assumption that there must be a meaning.

redbeardo [reddit]

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You may meet another, but you'll never meet another Me.

Me

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When life gives you lemons, eat Synsepalum dulcificum, a plant whose berry increases the perceived sweetness of foods.

Me

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I'm going to start casually sneezing on people who casually smoke around me.

Me

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Spiritual Eyes Spiritualize Spiritual Lies.

Me

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The little girl went straight to the crib, looked through the bars at the newborn child, and said, "Baby, tell me about God. I'm beginning to forget."

Colin Tipping

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We are all creatures of dignity forced to play a humiliating game called Life.

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My fear that somebody is watching is surpassed only by the fear that nobody is.

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The question is not why God created Man, but why Man created God.

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Rational Eyes Rationalize Rational Lies

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“Normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”

Me