i don't know a fucking thing my dude

emma, 23, waiting patiently to slowly disappear into the void. meanwhile i pet cats and laugh at memes

[sevarate]

[mcdonalds-free-wifi]

me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time

[helaas--pindakaas]

je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[dyscodike]

[threesideddream]

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[fairycosmos]

man i hate the egoism in my anxiety. do i really think my presence is so important that it’s the focal point of everyone’s judgment? do i really see myself as someone that should be capable of getting everything right, all the time? sometimes i just want to scream at my brain that it doesn’t matter. i’m moving through the world like everyone else. it doesn’t fucking matter

[rattaildyke]

[pkmntrainerlee-deactivated20161]

[pinkstarlet]

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

[sloppystyle]

me an the boys on patrol..

[autisticjoy]

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

*glows pink in the night in my room*

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[gaynfl-moved]

“donald trump used an old vine meme of a nickelback song as an attack against joe biden and nickelback got the video taken down for copyright infringement” is not a sentence i EVER thought i could say and have it be true

[angrytrini]

This feels like a throwaway joke from The Good Place.

[hardstoplucas1]

Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

[transarsonist]

honestly this guy is the best psychological thriller writer of this fuckin generation no joke this shit gives me anxiety and i aint even been in school in like 7 years