[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[pinayelf]

white europeans calling race an "american construct" when their ancestors invented it to justify chattel slavery always makes me feel insane

[dorasolo]

My birthday is next Thursday. For a limited time only, I want to write very short fics based on your requests. You know the fandoms and things I’m into, so have at it - send me an ask with a character, a ship, a prompt - and I’ll write a short scene! (I reserve the right to refuse, of course, don’t poke the bear)

[bluebellsanddahlias]

A male character HAS to be earnest as fuck for me to like him tbh

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[littencloud9]

is that female character really that uninteresting and irrelevant and lacking personality or do you just choose not to read any of her scenes as deeply as you would with a male character

[nodded]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

crying never registered to me as a manipulation tactic because crying did nothing for me as a kid. here's the thing. I was constantly crying and panicking in every situation so it was never a shock to anyone and at most annoying, especially at school. i'm curious if anyone can relate.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

feel like people overestimate the sympathy you get in these situations- not to mention it makes you an easier target for bullying

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[lamiafemme]

The thing about pedophilia that no one is talking about is that it’s just baked into society and it goes hand in hand with racism and misogyny

[lamiafemme]

Why do you think the beauty standard for feminized people is being thin, hairless, small, soft featured (but not fat!!!) and generally clueless around sex and ergo easily manipulated

[prairiies]

I think it’s funny how ppl rlly aren’t talking abt the white house correspondents dinner… genuinely nobody cares until he’s dead

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[dorasolo]

Fic: leave while there's still hope for escape

Fandom: ER (1994)

Rating: E

Relationship: John Carter/Abby Lockhart

Characters: John Carter, Abby Lockhart, Wendell Meade (minor), Neela Rasgotra (minor), Luka Kovac (minor), Susan Lewis (minor)

Summary: What if Carter comforts Abby after s11e10 “Skin?” A fix-it fic of sorts — Carter and Abby get back together, but this time, it’s real messy!

“Abby's shoulders are cramped and sore, her wrists painful to maneuver, but she wraps herself the best that she can and steps out of the shower. Carter looks at her warily and gestures to her to come closer. He sighs and fixes her towel so that it's tight around her, trying to avert his eyes from her nakedness but he can't, and she doesn't know whether he's assessing her with a clinical eye or if he's just looking. Either way, she lets him.

The moment stretches in its quiet, heady intimacy until they both give in; Carter wraps his arms around her as she burrows into his chest. She cries big, heaving sobs while he rubs her back, his hand warm against the still damp skin under her long hair.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83704411

Gif from @noahwhyle