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[1anonyymous1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[anarchist-that-doesnt-dream-dea]

@obsessingoverl @duothelingo @fuckyouuuuuus-blog @lostlosersclub @imnotactuallyoklol @nickbutnodick @death-by-cognitohazards @o-kye @catinasink @justabiigirl @justafrogghost you guys are all of tumblr.

[justafrogghost]

Awww thanks <3 imma tag my tumblr (the ones u didnt yet) @capay9267 @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @loulooser @betterblegulusrack @prongsieeee @evan-ate-that-up @rorythinks @prongsieeee @prongsie-kins @maximum-tragedy @jegulus4444 @moonyrab @queer-alienbean @strawberrydude83 @chaoticgremlin-1 @marylily-my-beloved @some---weirdo @sleepinginmygrave @tragicallyhim @robotics-human @smac-n-cheese @delicatemoonishlyfrogx @conydeyuyo @akariana317

Ok imma stop tagging ppl I’m losing track lol

I love my moots <2

[akariana317]

Awwwwwww! Thank you!!! This is so sweet!!!

@occasionally-normal-things-here @justrandomfandomstm @thegamer1002 @three-leafed-clover @castrotophic @hypershocks-frc-dump @badgerqueen07 @three-green-waterbottles @nbl-str-nvs @heartbroken-heartbreaker @robotics-human @bubbleandneonlights

[heartbroken-heartbreaker]

<33333 Wait omg how did i only just see this :0

@akariana317 @ashesoriley @rosetheoneandonly @diana-viller @mel-is-a-melon @multifandumbmeg @9catsandcounting @givemea-dam-break

@akariana317 and @ashesoriley are my most frequent rebloggers tho lol love you guys :)

[heartbroken-heartbreaker]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[teaboot]

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

[pukicho]

Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)

[fellow-hooman]

I eat him

[pukicho]

What the fuck

[pukicho]

what the fuck

[pixiecorpse]

🔮🕸️🖤

[golddustsoul-rarities]

Beautiful clear shot of Stevie on top of that car in New Haven, CT in 1975 (cropped & full version)

© Fin Costello

[indiainswiftland]

I've said it before and i'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR, JOHN GREEN

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Thanks for tagging me in this. I agree that what Gus thinks is the metaphor is not the metaphor in The Fault in Our Stars, but I do think there is nonetheless a metaphor lurking there.

In The Fault in Our Stars, Gus is indeed engaging in classic teenage attention-seeking by putting a cigarette in his mouth but not smoking it, and he justifies this by claiming it's a metaphor for his agency, for his control over what happens to him. "You put the killing thing between your teeth but don't give it the power to kill you." As if you have the power.

But of course, the reader knows this is not a good metaphor. This is not how power or agency work--you don't actually have control over what happens to you, and (as Gus eventually realizes at the very end of the novel) you don't have any say in whether you get hurt in this world.

The actual metaphor is that despite our furious attempts to establish a feeling of agency, we never actually have it. And so of course Gus is wrong when he says, "It's a metaphor." The actual metaphor is that when Gus desperately needs to express his agency over what happens to him, he's not even strong enough to buy a pack of cigarettes, let alone make a choice about whether to smoke them. That's the metaphor--Gus thinks the cigarette stands for the control individuals have over their fate; the actual metaphor is that the cigarette stands for the control we lack, for the fault that is in our stars.

[just-french-me-up]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[magicspacedragon]

[memeuplift]

[ashesoriley]

@n0trivs

[hypers-robotics-archive]

nothing beats info dumping about FRC to a friend who isnt in FRC

[platosworstnightmare]

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

[woamna]

Rule

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[scrtchptch]

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

[pit-of-frogs-deactivated2025011]

[parasitoidism]