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she/her || adult || mostly dan and phil

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Happy foreplay Sunday aka the day before the new phodcast episode drops!!

"Only the brave" — Louis Tomlinson.

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dan: "we got pet play allegations on main ONCE"

so we're gonna act like that cunty photocard doesn't exist... okay

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I CANR STIP LAUGHING

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suddenly i want to study law

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still thinking about the making out session with the whiskers on

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dnp dropped the pizza eating video while i'm out w my friends, i didn't even try to seem normal

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using all my dog's favorite words or smth like that!!!

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everyone is losing sleep over a ticket war i'm not fighting, y'all stay safe tho

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dan and phil are gonna get married on stage like joshler at the clancy world tour #trust

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Olivia Rodrigo festival announcement and Dan and Phil tour announcement on the same day, worst day to be me

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south american phannies losing as always‼️‼️🗣️

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"I'D sit on that" - Phil Lester

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH KING🗣️

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if it's a tour i might have to drop out of the internet and go live in a farm because i'm a jealous person🤠

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it's gonna be a tour isn't? 😞

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happy birthday Dan Howell, i hope you never go bald<3

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Phan being real in every universe and toxic gamer Dan playing Mario Kart, don't kill yourselves guys, life is worth living 🫂

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in every universe (threat)