if you're still taking headcanons, what about parent!Reddie and their children are wild
Oh goodness!! I love this idea so much - I’m sorry, darl, this has been sat in my inbox for faaaaar too long. I was going to do it last night but plans got changed! I hope this was worth the wait :’)
Also - I didn’t really do the wild part but … I hope this is still okay!!
Rich and Eddie deffo have discourse over the kind of child they want
Spoiler: They both get their way
The first Kaspbrak-Tozier baby is a little girl and she’s called Teddy because the baby girl was Eddie’s choice so Rich got to name her
So he has his Eddie Bear and his Teddy Bear!!!
Anyway she’s a total sweetheart, and they get her from newborn age and
They’re just. broken when they look at her because they love her so much
Richie sings to her at nighttime and Eddie watches from the doorway with tears threatening
Fast forward maybe,, 4 years?
They get a little toddler boy and Eddie gets to name him
I’d imagine Eddie to pick an old fashioned name but Make It Work
So their little boy is called Albert !!!
Albert and Teddy are inseparable and it makes their parents and uncles and aunties gush
Teddy is a ball of sunshine
Albert goes through a Complete Trashmouth Phase
Eddie is appalled, Richie thinks it’s the funniest thing ever and gives him his old jackets and clothes
Oh! Teddy deffo has Richie’s old denim jacket and Works It
Constantly spoiled by their Rich Uncles Stan and Bill
They’ll be like 17 and Stenbrough come up for the weekend like
Where are our favourite babies!
And they’re horrifically embarrassed by their family but Eds and Rich are cackling in the corner each weekend
Big Uncle Bill will hug each of them and be like ‘Teds! Bertie! Stop growing!’ and Stan is flushed because he loves his man
Reddie are 110% embarrassing dads
Like before they can drive Richie probably pulls up outside Albert’s friends house blaring Def Leppard or something out of the car
Does the Longest Beep Ever (beep beep) like you know how Sebastian does in La La Land? Yeah, that
Eddie probably does the same but Africa will be blaring and he leaves it on whilst he knocks the door to get one of his children
It doesn’t end at embarrassing dads, oh no
They have Embarrassing Vodka Aunt Bev and Snorts-Lemon Juice- Uncle Ben
Who come up on Friday nights for family games night and
Richie and Eddie also force Bev to have The Talk with Teddy
oh my GOODNESS give me Richie painting Teddy’s nails and they talk about boys and girls. please
Despite his trashmouth phase, Bert is really just like his Uncle Mike
Truly. He helps out on Mike’s farm at the weekend and Mike is tearing up
Mike probably marries this really lovely woman he met at the farmer’s market and all 3 of them just feed the animals and have fun
Richie doubts his parenting all the time but he has his loving husband and children to assure him he’s the best dad.
B O NU S sobbing reddie when their babies go off to big school!!!!
Just give me Reddie with some lovely lovely children and happy families i beg
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