celeste

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: how drunk was i last night?

seungcheol: you started calling milk “ceral water”

jihoon: so he was sober

[gyrophant]

when she says “im fine” she really mean:

i love lee chans laugh so much he is babie and i hope that hes having an amazing day because hes just a hardworking boy that deserves the world.

[hearthoon]

minghao: remind me to get you some cheese

soonyoung: why?

minghao: because you keep whining

[hearthoon]

how do you manage 4 tumblr accs

hello!! uh, i really dont know. my main httpshoons, i shitpost and reblog whatever i want from my dash.

my nct account is dead. i practically post once a blue moon. this account is whenever inspiration strikes and im feeling funny.

leedoloves is the most stable, i have a queue for my posts so its pretty easy, i just have to remember to queue things.

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: these candles look romantic. especially for a first date

jihoon: first of all, im sacrificing you.

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: can i talk about my feelings?

jihoon: not right now, soonyoung

soonyoung: im sad.

jihoon: i know you are

soonyoung: HOW?

jihoon: YOU TOLD ME FIVE MINUTES AGO

[hearthoon]

seungkwan: oh come on! you’re a great person, soonyoung! you have a nice smile, you’re funny, you’re-

[nudges jihoon]

jihoon: dont look at me!

seungkwan: you dont look at jihoon!

[hearthoon]

jihoon: dont worry i have a few knives up my sleeves

soonyoung: dont you mean tricks?

jihoon, with metal sounds coming from his arms: yeah, totally

[hearthoon]

doctor: do you participate in any extreme sports?

soonyoung: sometimes, i hug jihoon

[dingdinghq]

seungkwan: can you check in the back?

vernon: sir there are HORSES in there

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: it is time...

soonyoung: to crip walk

jihoon: im blocking your number

[message sent with confetti]

[hearthoon]

jihoon: just try to see things from my perspective

mingyu: *squats*

jihoon:

jihoon: im giving you three seconds to run

[hearthoon]

[texting]

jihoon: k

soonyoung: dont use k with me >:(

jihoon:

jihoon: ...potassium?

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: *is sad*

jihoon, waking up in a cold sweat: i forgot to buy bread!

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

jihoon: go to sleep-

soonyoung: a dyke a saur

jihoon: gO TO SLEEP

[hearthoon]

doctor: how are you feeling?

jihoon: fine. theres this annoying headache that comes and goes.

soonyoung, busting down the door: jihoon!

jihoon: fuck, its back.

[hearthoon]

soonyoung: you’ve been sleeping all day! what are you doing with your life?

jihoon: nothing, apparently.