⭐️solace⭐️ @egregiouslytranssexual - Tumblr Blog

I always see “take your meds!” reminders but I’ve never seen one for medical equipment so here!

Friendly reminder to charge up, change out, clean, reapply, adjust, refill, or wear your medical device or equipment if you have any! Love and spoons 💛

wonderworman-archive

very controversial statement for tumblr but sometimes when I read books or watch movies I enjoy them

ghostlly-deactivated20200221

consuming media is for whores

a-daks

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

namesonboats

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

conversationswithjohnlock

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

caressthosecheekbones

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

pizzapopolis

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

robbyrobinabitch

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

inkpotter-deactivated20211125

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

azkaabanter

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

cherieu

Omg

calamity-cain

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

reallycoolsoup

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

sehyn

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

boywizard-moved

mutuals to go to the aquarium with

boywizard-moved

mutuals to hold hands with at the aquarium and whenever we see a weird looking fish we point at it and say "thats you"

boywizard-moved

recognition of love through being told you look like a slightly weird fish

bamsara

esterexpositio

SHREK 2 (2004)

i-am-corbin-dallas

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

steampunk-llama

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

britnxyspears

Shrek was just that huge brained

worldhammerer-old

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

jamesspadersnortingspafflines

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

elf-kid2

Maple syrup vampire husband

lookskindadeadinside

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

orange-marzipan

[ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The op is @ForeskinDefenceLeague, who writes in slightly enlarged pink font: “Gynocgolist? So you’re telling me you went to school and got a degree in pussy?” The post shows that two comments were made by @uhauls and @WeedLesbian, but their additions are just blank space. / End ID]