HearthstoneGazer

certified jester, 22

[emily-e-draws]

Camouflage 🍅🐉🌿

[questingbeaste]

where are all the green dragons?

check your tomatoes my friends

[pmamtraveller]

By Yeonju Choi

[missmirrorselfie01]

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[textpostscymraeg]

ffyc mai'n fis awst??? be nesa? 2022???? fedrai’m neud hyn dim mwy

[questingbeaste]

appears to be a monstrous pig-wolf-donkey-unicorn

[chucklepea-hotpot]

*mary from ghosts voice* who be this cunt they be serving?

[pmamtraveller]

By John Everett Millais

[pc-98s]

a good thunderstorm will have you thinking shit like “the world is so beautiful” and “maybe i’m not ontologically doomed after all”

[pmamtraveller]

Strikingly lifelike mid-13th century sculptures by the anonymous sculptor known as the Naumburg Master

[hearthstonegazer]

These gals look like such fun!!

[hearthstonegazer]

Am finally reading Percy Jackson (something I really should have done as a child) (but I didn’t because the scene where he fights the Minotaur in lightning thief was always too scary to me) However. I didnt realise what transferable skills my monsterfucker obsession would give me… that fight scene didnt even touch the sides!

[darlingofdots]

pro of putting a lil fresh mint in your water bottle:

hmm refreshing!

con of putting a lil fresh mint in your water bottle:

pthpthbpthp leaf in mouth

[ask-pacman]

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

[textpostscymraeg]

Ydy wili wanca dal yn fyw go iawn achos os na ma'r lol timothy sialamei na'n ffwc o amharchus

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[homunculus-argument]

Waking up fuckass early in the morning for no reason at all and getting all your day's errands done before noon is fun until you start feeling like it should be bedtime soon and check what time it is and it's 4 pm.