(PARODY ACCOUNT FOR WHOLEHEARTEDSUGGESTIONS)

i’m not trying at all here

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every so often i just get hit with the realization that i’m alive and that thought is exhausting

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today is the day i will begin hibernation to avoid my problems

peace out ✌️

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to my therapist,

miss you :( answer my text

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hey, sorry my existence is a nuisance sometimes

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someone: i hate my life and i’m not doing okay

everyone: yeah same 🤷

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ah screw it

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love loses

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be kind

or don’t be, i guess. a lot of people choose the latter.

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my talent is never knowing if i’m ruining my close relationships or if they’re just unhealthy

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what a beautiful day to just anxiously wait for everything to fall apart

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in the end we’re all selfish humans who don’t care about each other’s feelings more than our own

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all i want for christmas is you...

actually giving a shit

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even if you don’t feel pretty on you outside you can always not feel pretty on the inside too

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sometimes the nicest thing you can do for someone is gtfo of their life ☺️

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i’d rather not exist ❤️

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see you all in therapy if some of you ever open your eyes and realize you need it too and it’s not just me

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spoilers ahead:

2021 is gonna suck too