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@heartlie-is-queen-b
Well. I'm out for today.
I don’t see authority. I don’t see authority at all. You think stabbing someone is authority? I don’t want to know what happened wrong with you and your dumb brain. Maybe I should show you some authority.
He stole my gun. I wasn't going to hurt the idiot and then he mocked my ringleader status because I am a female.
What are you going to do? I enjoy pain.
Well. I'm out for today.
"And would those sweet dreams involve somethin’ along the same lines?"
"No. My sweet dreams are not violent at all, thank you very much."
Well. I'm out for today.
Harming others… So it was you.Â
There are two of you? -frowns- Are you a sexist pig too? Are you going to underestimate my authority??
Well. I'm out for today.
I wanna nap with you. Tell me about it.
Oh do you now? There isn't much to say, really. Met a guy who was boozing it up, I joined him, he was a sexist asshole, I stabbed him in the leg.
Well. I'm out for today.
Harming others makes me sleepy. Maybe I'll finally get sweet dreams.
Now that’s just plain mean. I’m going to politely request that you get out of my space.
You know manners? I am so surprised that I will stab you in the leg and take NONE of your booze.
-pulls out her switchblade and stabs him once in the leg- I hope it hurts. Merry Christmas. -she leaves-
I am not weak. You know nothing about me, girl. I’m not weak. Not in the slightest.
I’ll just take away my alcohol from you and you can go back to being a grumpy fucker on your own then, huh?Â
And neither am I.
OR, and this is not a thought anymore, I stab you in the knee, and then I take ALL of your booze, and leave.
Weak, stupid and piggish…oh yes, that’s definitely me. You’re going to rule? How…cute.
Oh you’re gonna torture me? That’s cute. Happy christmas to you too. [he finishes off his bottle and grabs another]
I'd figured as much. Oh please, I am not cute. And I think it is hilarious that you think I couldn't rule. Especially someone as weak as you.
Cute? beheadding is cute. -finishes her bottle- When I smash your head with this bottle, that will make you less cute.
Are you suggesting only women can lead weak women? Because history and society say otherwise dear.
I’ve got your gun.
You raise my temper, Kieran. I meant everyone, but if we want to be specific, men. Weak, stupid, piggish, men. I don't give a shit about what history and society did say, because I am going to rule.
Do you think I'd be stupid enough to bring only one gun? Only one weapon of defense? -laughs- I know ways of torture, stupid man.
Fun times. [he rolls his eyes] Oh a leader hm…a woman leader? Interesting.
Interesting how? A woman like myself is capable of only leading others. Especially the weak and stupid.
Watch what you say, Kieran.
Not hate, just…indifferent. [he grabs another bottle and takes a few long gulps] Kieran Murray, at your service. And you?
Oh. I hate almost everything. -takes another swig- Heartlie Queens, not at your service, or anyone elses.
I'm more of a leader, really. -takes another swig-
What is that saying, again?
Only if you’re buying. Otherwise, I don’t drink.
Of course I am buying! I mean, as ringleader, I refuse to buy today, but yeah. Free drinks. Lets go.
What is that saying, again?
Oh, yes. Bah humbug.
Ahh, you hate holidays? Good, drink with me.
[he picks up the gun and slips it into his back pocket] Drunk is good. I plan on getting out of my mind drunk.
You hate the holidays too? -takes a swig- Fuck, that's good. Anyways. Who the hell are you?
If you jingle MY bells...
Whoa whoa whoa, lady! Why the hell do you wanna shoot an innocent drunk man?
I find your panicking funny.
Whoa jesus christ girl. Grab a bottle, pull up a chair, I don’t give a shit.
-throws her gun on the floor- I give up. -takes a seat and some booze- I should have fucking minions and shit by now, but instead I don't have shit. I need to get drunk.
