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acheron | 19 | he/him comic & music fan. niche topic enthusiast. not very good at swimming

[heartofacheron]

sometimes i post about f1. if you’re not interested in formula one, block #f1, my main f1 tag.

dm me for my discord if you want to hang out & we’re mutuals

i dont like making oc posts you will read my tags and guess who my ocs are based off of what I tag

you will always be loved, even more than you know

big fan of EUPHA!!!

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[knifebaby3000]

you must fix your heart— you must build an altar where it swells

[knifebaby3000]

checked into your heart and trashed it like a hotel room

[knifebaby3000]

ego death

[knifebaby3000]

let’s get married!

[knifebaby3000]

this year’s edition! assorted info under the cut ⤵️

SYLVIE She/they — 8 September — 165cm (5’5”) -> Indefatigable, dispassionate, delicate, hopeful, rare The girl who beat God at God's own gun show with God’s own rundown Smith & Wesson, potshot, trickshot, headshot. Single-minded as an ax. Or an angel. Or a ghost haunting one stretch of shoreline though the water has long gone. Brittle as anyone who’s faked their own death so they can try their hand at living.

TIAN He/him — 31 December — 188cm (6’2”) -> Empty, unwavering, heavy-hearted, annihilating, sincere Gangland Bodhisattva. Living Portrait of the Blue-green Sea. The Prince, half tulpa. More practically: master mechanic, carpenter, brother. Good with his hands. Soft-spoken, to the surprise of most. Enshrined within his calm demeanor is a temper so pure and violent that it can only be sealed for five years at a time.

ZHU He/him — 19 June — 188cm (6’2”) -> Volatile, self-serving, obsessive, ironfisted, exceptional Highly educated high-strung haute couture high achiever with high expectations – one of the city’s top three trial attorneys, corner office and all. Doesn’t like touching. Doesn’t like being touched. Doesn’t play games he can't dominate. Everyone wants to be him, but he only wants to be himself— Whatever that means.

WILL He/they — 6 January — 193cm (6’4”) -> Two-faced, meticulous, opportunistic, calculating, snide #1 purveyor of castles in the sky and Idaho beach houses, top devotee at the altar of economics, the sort of capitalist-savant born once in a thousand years. Not lonely; independent. Only tells lies on days that end in -y. Rarely sleeps on account of being a literal vampire, but also because sleep is the cousin of broke.

R Any — 22 May — 184cm (6’0”) -> Generous, overindulgent, irreverent, affectionate, wild R is for Romance. Renaissance. Recurrence, Rondeau, Runner, Rebirth— Also, “Reincarnation of a Rowdy wannabe Rockstar who, following an impulsive experiment with past life Regression, is now haunting you via your favorite Red guitar (named Ruby) thereby making it difficult to Record new music”. Really.

BERRY She/her — 4 August — 170cm (5’7”) -> Cheerful, harebrained, guileless, fascinating, uninformed Black sheep of the family in the sense that everyone else is gainfully employed – doesn’t mind because black sheep are so cutes. Extremely lucky; wins the lottery on accident. Won’t monetize her hobbies because she doesn’t know what that means. A little tired of saying it’s Berry like Straw, not Barry like Keoghan.

[knifebaby3000]

i’ll see you in the western sky.

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[shed-some-light]

you ever see the cool mutual pop up in your notifs and go "oh thank god they still like my vibe".

[shed-some-light]

you ever see the cool mutual pop up in your notifs and go "oh thank god they still like my vibe".

[theskullofjudgement]

SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND OTHER GIMMICK ACCOUNTS IS THAT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT MINDS THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT'S OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS

[dragoncarrion]

I will forever defend the place mosquitoes have in the ecosystem but damn can they stop biting my ankles and feet

[dragoncarrion]

I will forever defend the place mosquitoes have in the ecosystem but damn can they stop biting my ankles and feet

[dragoncarrion]

I will forever defend the place mosquitoes have in the ecosystem but damn can they stop biting my ankles and feet

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[bulliness]

@pitbolshevik