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Need a heart exam? Taking appointments for patients.
The Holy Grail (sort of) of Stethoscopes.
Found one on eBay and ordered it. It will likely need the tubing replaced (and some cleaning with rubbing alcohol), but it's in great shape otherwise. Can't wait to place the cold chestpiece on my chest and hear my heart thud inside it.
UPDATE: It was worth every penny. And the tubing is in great shape for being 25-30 years old. Wonât need replacing for a while.
Panama City Beach vacation is booked. Let me know if youâre interested in meeting for some heartplay. I have about 7-8 stethoscopes, Doppler, 3-lead ECG, pulse ox, BP cuff, and a nice cardiac ultrasound. Basically everything for a complete heart exam. Ask about dates in DMs!
Quick compilation of my heart with the ultrasound. You see all four valves and the bloodflow with colorflow doppler. Tricuspid valve looks nice and healthy - maybe trace regurgitation (very typical). Mitral valve does have more regurgitation, but if you've listened to my heart - you know there's an audible murmur there. Can't really tell as well with aortic and pulmonary, but I tried my best. Hope you enjoy! Need to do some more exams with this thing. Let me know if you're interested. We can do an (almost) full cardio workup!
Folks that have cardio meetupsâŠ.
How do you vet a partner before meeting them? I have an opportunity to meet up with another male (gay like the last one) but Iâve not chatted with him a lot. Heâs also into the medical exam side more than cardiophilia. Heâs aware I am straight and things must stay platonic and above the belt no matter what.
Feel free to comment or DM your thoughts!
If anybody noticed, I left the Discord heart servers recently. As a 40-year old straight male, I didnât really feel I belonged on them. The majority of members there were younger than 30 and I felt like an outsider or a creep chatting/messaging with them. Maybe thatâs a me thing, or maybe I did unintentionally creep them out. When I made myself available to share, there was never significant interest. I didnât see this as a way for me to have friendships or relationships.
While this is a sexual fetish for me, I respect the feelings of everybody and never intentionally make unwanted advances. I never DMed or added anybody who didnât want such a thing.
I will remain on Discord but I will probably stay off the servers for the time being. Not that anybody cared about this anyway.
DMs are always open to any adults.
Like/reblog if youâve fucked a cardiophile.
Hotel booked for next meetup this weekendâŠ
Are people just using Discord less now? Seems like a lot of people I used to chat with donât get on it anymore. Maybe itâs me.
Clearly my urologist has a sense of humor.
Heading out for another meetup in a couple hours. New patient/doctor - first time meeting with a guy!
Post something sexy next time. Preferably naked self pleasure
idk if you know this but my body actually is mine and not yours Ëá”Ë
enjoy the content i choose to post or go home
Time for my repeat soapbox. Ladies (and gentlemen, but mostly ladies - based on this clownâs behavior), please turn anon asks off. Morons like this one wont be able to message you and your Tumblr experience will instantly become better. They never will message you with their real username because they want to remain faceless.
Go ahead and block (at)cardiophile-haven for stealing and re-uploading tons of content
now i got curious about what this guy was doing so i looked at the tor link and the first thing i see
In what world do you think it's acceptable to save videos from a minor?
This person has likely stolen content of many people I know, and apparently also has files of a minor. Block this scumbag.
What a poor race. My heart is out of shape.
Btw, keep your dark thoughts to yourself or youâre fucking blocked.
Let's try this.
Send me a number: Cardiophile edition.
1. Favorite type of heartbeat
2. Do you have a heart condition
3. Favorite spot to listen on yourself
4. Favorite spot to listen on someone else
5. Ear stething or stethoscope
6. Have you ever been to a cardiologist
7. What kind of heart exams have you had
8. Ever been stethed by someone
9. Do you like to feel your heart beat
10. Ever feel someone elseâs heart
11. Favorite pulse point
12. How many people have you told
13. How many stethopes do you own
14. Do you wish you could have a certain kind of heart exam
15. What color is your steth
16. Favorite procedure to watch
17. Does your cardiophilia have a dark side?
Yippee.
I need some practice, but heart looks pretty good here. Let me know if you need an exam!
EDIT: Why is an ultrasound of my own heart considered mature? There's no adult content/nudity in this.....