I need something like a "Heart Sounds Museum." Like rooms upon rooms of stations where guests can listen to various recordings of human and other animal hearts, at different auscultation points, at different stages of life, after exercise, etc. Maybe a trigger warning of sorts for a room with darker content wherein the hearts were subjected to drugs and/or experimentation, with the assurance that the recordings held within that collection already existed somewhere, so no one was harmed in the curation of the collection. (I would just skip that room, personally).
And the last exhibit would have live subjects, human and animal, that guests could listen to with all sorts of different stethoscopes provided by the museum. Maybe I could get past my hangups about how I can't do this with someone I don't know if it's clearly for the sake of curiosity and appreciation of the organ's sounds instead of an intimate connection. And if all of the other museum-goers would be participating as well, so it wouldn't be so strange.
The kid in me would require a gift shop, too. All kinds of stethoscopes in every color and design, stethoscope and heart jewelry, home decor, apparel, etc.
