heartub

mara & they/she & 20 & dnd content & lesbian

[heartub]

just remembered that men can get kicked in the balls

i’m 5’4 and petite by the way

[devaunte-writes]

[theesteppenwolf]

Wyll “The Arrow of The Frontiers” Ravengard

Basically I mod him into robin hood. Also gave him the unique design the man deserves!💛

[purple-iris]

It's march 22, you know what that mean...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM!

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[hollis-art]

the ancient urge to have entertainment with your feast

[iamthelegman]

Not all tattoos have to have some deep, personal meaning or story behind it. You can get a tattoo just because you like it or you thought it was funny.

[2281-deactivated20240503]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

"Hey, can you guys watch my boss for me real quick?"

[liberalsarecool]

It's a heist. Elon is the fraud. DOGE is the fraud. The coders destroying databases are the waste.

[eaudrey35]

He is robbing the American ppl with us watching

[liberalsarecool]

It's a heist. Elon is the fraud. DOGE is the fraud. The coders destroying databases are the waste.

[eaudrey35]

He is robbing the American ppl with us watching

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[sexygaywizard]

[moonlit-falling]

Angels and computers have compatible software btw. They're made of the same stuff. My halo is filled with circuitry, and your memory stores are made of light.

[wtfoctagon]

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

[wtfoctagon]

People reblogging this with "this is just oath of devotion" no. Wrong. Oath of Devotion is an inherently lawful good oath devoted to the ideals of classical chivalry. It is an oath to serve all of the weak and defenseless in need of protection.

This is an idea I came up with after reading abt Oath of the Crown and realizing paladins don't have to be dedicated to ideals and ideals alone. That you can swear fealty to a mortal individual and still receive paladin powers from the strength of your conviction alone. This is about loving someone so much that the universe is forced to bend to the sheer force of your love, the fierceness of your vows as you speak them at a ceremony that you did not expect to gain anything from except the lawful right to remain at your beloved's side.

Some genuine "true love" bs that blurs the line between a paladin oath and a warlock pact. No alignment required you can be as evil or deceitful as you want to everyone else so long as all of your actions are out of pure, faithful, and honest love to your one person and that person only. Wifeguy hours taken to the farthest possible extreme of the new 5e paladin lore rules to result in accidental powers.

[livedinthecastle]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[mortalityplays]

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.