sentence starters: tmrhsthr
(things my roommate has said to his rats)
“No. Absolutely not. You cross that line, and we’re done.”
“You know this is the opposite of a good thing.”
“Do NOT give me that look.”
“You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.”
“You’re feeling adventurous today, aren’t you?”
“Avocado. Avocado. Avocaaaaado.”
“Do not be a vampire. Do NOT be a vampire.”
“Do you know what time it is? It’s not time for this. That’s what time it is.”
“You did this on purpose, didn’t you.”
“Be nice. You can be nice for once, can’t you?”
“Sometimes you do good things! This is not one of those times.”
“You are so smart and so soft.”
“I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.”
“I value you in my life, but you can be so much to deal with.”
“When you bit my face- that hurt my feelings.”
“Are you aware of how rude you’re being right now?”
“This is just unreasonable. Please come down.”
“I’ll be waiting here whenever you decide to come out from under the couch.”
“You can be very sweet when you want to be.”