Performance enhancing strategies by Dubiousculturalartifact (222Ravens)
“Not helping, Ilya. But seriously, I guess… I’m just scared that somehow some of them will think that I like. Cheated, or let you win sometimes, or something.”
“I don’t know. Make big powerpoint presentation of all your stats against me, game wins, points, awards you won, and make team watch it, say “Okay I am leaving now”, play a slide that says ‘by the way, I am fucking Ilya Rozanov’ and then run away.”
Shane contemplates for a moment, before sitting up in bed, soundly kissing Ilya, and reaching for his laptop on the side table. “You know, that’s actually a genius idea.”
“What.” Ilya says, flatly, blinking several times in a row. "I was joking. Please tell me you are also joking?"
Shane, busily pulling up Powerpoint, says absently, “No, it’ll work. I keep things professional, let them know there’s never been any conflict of interest…”
Main pairing: Hollanov, Shane vs the Metros
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