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The Song Remains The Same Ā ā SPN 05X013
Castiel 5X02 Good God, Yāall!
ā° Ā ā Ā āĀ *Ā PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
āĀ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.Ā ā āĀ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.Ā ā āĀ thereās only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water thatās lying about being milk.Ā ā āĀ donāt be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.Ā ā āĀ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.Ā ā āĀ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.Ā ā āĀ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.Ā ā āĀ i didnāt actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.Ā ā āĀ i donāt know who al gore is and at this point iām too afraid to ask.Ā ā āĀ when they say 2% milk, i donāt know what they other 98% is.Ā ā āĀ iāve only slept nine hours over the past four days so iām right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.Ā ā āĀ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.Ā ā āĀ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.Ā ā āĀ youāre like an angel with no wings.Ā ā āĀ oh my god you have to stop using the wordĀ ānipple.āĀ ā āĀ youāre right, i know. i have to be a grown up⦠but itās so hard!Ā ā āĀ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped orĀ āfell overā and hit my head. orĀ ābrain helmet.āĀ ā āĀ oh my god, your boobs are dead.Ā ā āĀ i have a medical condition, alright! itās called caring too much and itās incurable!Ā ā āĀ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!Ā ā āĀ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.Ā ā āĀ guys love it when you can show them youāre better than they are at something they love.Ā ā āĀ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?Ā ā āĀ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.Ā ā āĀ i know this and i love you.Ā ā āĀ thatās too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.Ā ā āĀ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.Ā ā āĀ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.Ā ā āĀ i got stung once and iām immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!Ā ā āĀ iām not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever⦠because iām deathly afraid of cops.Ā ā āĀ iām fine. itās just that life is pointless and nothing matters and iām always tired.Ā ā āĀ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.Ā ā āĀ i canāt go because i donāt want to.Ā ā āĀ iām just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!Ā ā āĀ i donāt want to seem overdramatic, but i donāt really care what happens here.Ā ā āĀ iām just gonna leave early and go home.Ā ā āĀ if any of you need anything at all, too bad.Ā ā āĀ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.Ā ā āĀ dance up on me!Ā ā āĀ i have an idea, itās very uncool. itās not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.Ā ā āĀ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didnāt know what to do. i just moved.Ā ā āĀ youāre stupid and youāre drunk and youāre stupid.Ā ā āĀ you donāt even know one thing. i didnāt even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didnāt even do it once.Ā ā āĀ iām like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, itās like,Ā āoh heās in there.āĀ ā āĀ bababooey.Ā ā āĀ mac and cheese pizza?! youāre making that?!Ā ā āĀ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now iām dead.Ā ā āĀ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!Ā ā āĀ i donāt want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.Ā ā āĀ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.Ā ā āĀ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.Ā ā āĀ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.Ā ā āĀ youāre as guilty as you are sexy.Ā ā āĀ this maze is like a maze.Ā ā āĀ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i donāt know why. it just happens.Ā ā āĀ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i donāt know why so i made a list of everything i did and iām gonna try not to do any of them again.Ā ā āĀ no, iām not crying, okay? iām allergic to jerks!Ā ā āĀ i donāt even have time to tell you how wrong you are⦠actually, itās going to bug me if i donāt.Ā ā āĀ with all due respect, youāre a major dick.Ā ā āĀ the calzones⦠betrayed me?Ā ā āĀ who hasnāt had gay thoughts?Ā ā āĀ do you think a depressed person could make this? no!Ā ā āĀ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?Ā ā āĀ three words: treat. yo. self.Ā ā āĀ treat yo self. itās the best day of the year!Ā ā āĀ iāll tell you what. hereās the deal. if you get fired, iāll quit, and weāll leave together. iām serious! move to a new city, change our names⦠burn our fingertips off with acid⦠swap faces⦠if we have to.Ā ā āĀ monsters donāt have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?Ā ā āĀ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.Ā ā āĀ i took this thing called āzapvigilā which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so⦠right now it looks like iām talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!Ā ā āĀ well, you suck at being polite, sir.Ā ā āĀ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.Ā ā āĀ three, two, one, and my shiftās over⦠what the fuck is your problem?!Ā ā āĀ math is worthless in real life. i mean, thereās an app for calculating tips. thatās all you need.Ā ā āĀ your house isnāt haunted, youāre lonely.Ā ā āĀ just because i canāt go out with him, someone else can? wow.Ā ā āĀ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.Ā ā āĀ sheās the worst person iāve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.Ā ā āĀ no, no, no, no. iām not lonely. i have me.Ā ā āĀ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play childrenās music at the wrong rpm.Ā ā āĀ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.Ā ā āĀ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.Ā ā āĀ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.Ā ā āĀ you beautiful tropical fish.Ā ā āĀ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!Ā ā āĀ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?Ā ā āĀ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.Ā ā āĀ it kind of sucks that iām super broke and i want to buy you stuff and itās embarrassing that i canāt.Ā ā āĀ i donāt want anything. i just want to hang out with you.Ā ā āĀ youāve killed my spirit. my spiritās blood is on your hands.Ā ā āĀ i hate people.Ā ā āĀ you can see the stars, which i hate. theyāre creepy.Ā ā āĀ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.Ā ā āĀ what? i love garbage.Ā ā āĀ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like iām lying.Ā ā āĀ i want to be burned at the stake.Ā ā āĀ iām going to murder you a thousand times.Ā ā āĀ people who buy things are suckers.Ā ā āĀ this is 100% certified for realskis.Ā ā āĀ well, if thereās anyone who can bring my parents together, itās no one. no one can ever bring them together.Ā ā āĀ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and youāre just like,Ā āwhat? itās you! i love you! youāre my sexy roommate. we love each other.āĀ ā āĀ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what iām going to do.Ā ā āĀ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.Ā ā āĀ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.Ā ā āĀ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.Ā ā āĀ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.Ā ā āĀ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just⦠love you and marry you.Ā ā ā Ā i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. Ā ā āĀ everything hurts and iām dying.Ā ā āĀ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everythingās gonna be okay.Ā ā āĀ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.Ā ā āĀ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. iām like a white, male u.s. senator.Ā ā āĀ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.Ā ā āĀ what do weā¦? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- howā¦? how⦠how⦠how? what do we do?!Ā ā āĀ oh, also, i have a little secret⦠iām drunk.Ā ā āĀ i do say the cutest stuff.Ā ā āĀ i donāt want to cause a panic⦠news flash: weāre screwed!Ā ā āĀ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. iām a cashmere-velvet candy cane.Ā ā āĀ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!Ā ā āĀ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.Ā ā āĀ iām a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.Ā ā āĀ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.Ā ā āĀ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. letās go!Ā ā āĀ i have no idea what iām doing, but i know iām doing it really, really well.Ā ā āĀ ovaries before brovaries.Ā ā āĀ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.Ā ā āĀ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people toĀ ācause then thereās more room for me on the low road.Ā ā āĀ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. thatās impossible.Ā ā āĀ iām just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.Ā ā āĀ i love games that turn people against each other.Ā ā āĀ i donāt care about that prize, but iām gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.Ā ā āĀ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.Ā ā āĀ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.Ā ā āĀ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.Ā ā āĀ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.Ā ā
āΤοĻĻĪæ μĻνο ξĪĻĻ: είμαι γεμάĻĪæĻ ĻληγĪĻ ĪŗĪ±Ī¹ ĻĻĪκομαι ĻĻθιοĻ.ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ĪĪÆĪŗĪæĻ ĪαζανĻĪ¶Ī¬ĪŗĪ·Ļ | Nikos Kazantzakis
do you know what happened to ashestoashs?
no but I really wish I knew. I hope theyāre alright and safe wherever they are. I know of their main blog but they havenāt posted since they deactivated their RP blog and their last messages were concerning. Their main blog doesnāt allow IMs or asks to be sent so thereās no way to contact them right now. If anyone knows more, please reach out to them because they might need it.Ā
and I destroy it all
heya !! heads up to new and old followers as im bouncin back onto here: iām.. really late when it comes to the newer seasons. i only vaguely remember/know whats going on past the mark of cain arc (tho i do know about Jack, the info I have on him is only from the first few episodes heās been in). iām gonna try to catch up in the coming weeks butĀ ātil then Iāll have no idea whatās going on if you mention newish stuff `v`; sorry
ā this isnāt just an exercise, is it? ā
ā mindhunter prompts : accepting
Ā Ā Ā ā Ha ā no, Cas. This is the real deal. Ā ā
ā Right.. āĀ
ā ..is it bad that I was hoping it was? ā
Told you I found a body.
QUESTION did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
ANSWER yes. my wings decayed.Ā i clutched at star systems to slow the fallĀ and the burns still smoulder, faint shadows of feathers searedĀ into bleeding skin. this is pain? i donāt like it. i want to go back. this aching⦠this is aching? why are my hands shaking?
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