[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[marsapartment]

[kingpinnn]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[celestialbee]

its 2017, we’re discovering new earthlike planets, rogue nasa is out there doing its thing. my dudes. here it is. the beginning of starfleet

[capeandcowl]

Im up for boldly getting the fuck out of here

[passumbapper]

[nevver]

Apocalypse not

[flatbear]

Poor little jelly just wanted to start some shit.

[ginthusiastic]

sorry @anachronistique

[anachronistique]

our time will come

[emeraldpastel]

I relate so much to this moment…

[marcvscicero]

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

[fencer-x]

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

[woolfi76]

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

[stripeycrayons]

The last thing my mother said as she passed me through the hole in the fence, just minutes before she would be destroyed by the swarm, was ‘name her Hope…’ The ranger who took me in was perhaps less than moved by the gesture, because he had been standing at that post for months and I was the 5th Hope he had rescued that week. Life was hard in the bunker orphanage, but the ranger was kind to survivors of all ages and names. There are 32 Hopes now, and we sometimes go by number instead of by name, but we hunt together, sleep in the same room, and practice anti-swarm manoeuvres as a team. The oldest members of the Hope Squad roam the wastes in search of other survivors, building up the resistance force so that one day we can take on the hive…

[gigisuperior]

Out here doing gods work tbh

[eye-know]

[lyjerria]

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

[the-verdant-weirdo]

✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

When everyone else is doing things with their life and you’re just