disaster girl

She/they | professional disaster bi | loves purple | pisces

[heaven-hearted-lll]

today i learned that it is possible to hyperventilate so hard and bad that you pass out

[heaven-hearted-lll]

babe, he may follow you on insta, but we’re friends on facebook 😌

[heaven-hearted-lll]

every time i think of this boy a part of my soul dies

[heaven-hearted-lll]

i don’t know why but when i mess up it’s honestly easier to deal with them yelling at me than being nice and understanding and loving towards me like i’m not equipped to people being loving and im not sure why (it’s because of my mother)

[heaven-hearted-lll]

someone PLS i really want to listen to a podcast of just like someone’s personal drama. what’s happening with their friends, at work, in their community. like gossiping with your grandma but podcastified. just gossip and drama. pls

[heaven-hearted-lll]

i gotta piss

[heaven-hearted-lll]

so, i’m sure we all know how much post show depression sucks. but why is no one talking about pre show depression? i know i’ll be less tired and less busy after it’s over, but the thought that i won’t be with this group for a long time makes me miserable. also, the thought of the seniors leaving is gut wrenching. i wish we could’ve had more time. but, at least we still have the shows. wish me well

[heaven-hearted-lll]

there’s nothing more spiritually liberating than shitting in a texas roadhouse bathroom

[thedankmemes]

[haletwinsstan]

twilight + textposts: twilight characters as the ‘i hope this email finds you’ meme bonus:

[helsteris]

happy goncharov 50th anniversary year

[heaven-hearted-lll]

i want a tumblr friend. none of my friends use thsi god-awful site. i have no one to send funny things to. i have no one on thsi site :(

[heaven-hearted-lll]

look, sans is great, but he is NO MATCH for Jewish queer radio host, my man, Cecil Gershwin Palmer. He has no canonical form!! He loves the weather!! He has a husband a dog and a child!! CECILSWEEEP

[dawdlzdoodles]

CECIL PALMER !!! CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER !!!

[nine-aetharia]

realistically, i know ryan ross probably won't say anything but i know who's petty enough to

[beehivedemocracy]

My favorite lines in Midnight Burger so far (some of these might not be 100% accurate my memory isn't great)

"THIS MOLOTOV COCKTAIL IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY COMMUNISM"

"... He's like an artist... And his canvas is misery"

"my dear, I have given up"

"you are SO handy!" "I. KNOW."

"I'm immortal, he's 173 years old, we have time"

"you're the only scientist I've met to say things like "eh... well""

"dear, are our friends attempting to... Inebriate a tree?" "Yes dear. And lord forgive me but I have to see what happens"

"is that a huge bone" "Iforgottodropit"

"so why aren't we telling ava" "because ava is a crazy science wizard who would use a dooms day device just to see what would happen"

"so you decided to come in here all guns blazing?" "Yes" "... You're heart wasn't in it, Ted" "... I know"

*in various bad country accents* "say when" "say when" "say when" "say when"

"he killed you daddy, and your mule!" "I loved that mule" "and your dad" "yeah him too"

"I feel like we just slipped an unknowable banana peel into a ball pit of ambiguity"

"Gloria bit John Wilkes Booth"

"ok I've got a creme brulee torch and I'm about to get weird with it"

[solargoblin]

leif "this molotov cocktail is brought to you by communism" my beloved

[genuinemilk]

If I stumbled across a mysterious diner run by a random depressed guy, a chef who also is an engineer who is also a criminal, a scientist who is trying to start smoking, a sentient radio, and a ready for anything waitress/chef/manager named Gloria, I'd never leave. You couldn't make me. I want this so dang bad.