Spiral, rapt

pussy juice

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[evil-perfervid]

Churn its milky pussy like you're making butter!!

[evil-perfervid]

Slowly, patiently, for hours, on your porch!!

[spiralrapt]

I want to have sex with this business card

[evil-perfervid]

It's the scariest thing in the world, but sometimes you have to do it flaccid

[harsh-noise]

[spiralrapt]

[spiralrapt]

[spiralrapt]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[kata4a]

@spiralrapt

[spiralrapt]

honestly not sure if you tagged me because I want to be crushed by 10,000 tons of rock or because you just made me a strawberry [and raspberry smoothie-that-is-almost-a-]milkshake

[grindrbooks]

[ring2002]

no new selfies to post just wanted to remind everyone that i’m sexy and you’re just going to have to trust me

[spiralrapt]

titty drops are peek-a-boo for grown-ups

[spiralrapt]

"Didn't you just say you learned *not* to extract sex from your wife?"

"We're not married yet"

[kale-exe]

9pin D-sub collar and ribbon cable leash

[sleepyjump]

shoutouts to women who have druglike aoe effects i love you women who have druglike aoe effects

[brandyrobbinsblog]

[spiralrapt]

@kata4a: what if I will only let you suck my cock if you say "I want to put your penis in my mouth"

me: that's okay, I don't need to suck your cock ever again

(I eventually got it after four or five back-and-forths)

[kata4a]

to be clear, one of the backs-and-forth involved her opening her mouth, failing to say a single word, and then immediately curling up into a ball on the couch with the absolute reddest face I have ever seen on another person

[spiralrapt]

I have gotten so good at this! Now I can say "I want to put your penis in my mouth" basically whenever I want to (which is often, for obvious reasons). Unclear whether this will translate into an ability to say "penis" out loud in any other context.

[spiralrapt]

Autocorrect is not very supportive 😔

[spiralrapt]

km: can't turn off or change autocorrect on my own speech etc

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

and of course I'm desperate to because I want to put your pencil in my mouth, no your PENCIL, no, goddammit, you know what I mean, put it in my mouth!!! Please!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

[oxeanic]

While everybody's talking about the Claude Mythos system card, I thought I'd note this bit:

This is honestly one of the most interesting things I've seen in a while, and (among other things) makes me think I should be paying a lot more attention to Anthropic's interpretability work than I already am

[spiralrapt]

Just like that pencil thing!!!!