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@spiralrapt
penises don't get "hard" you porn-brained loser
Hypnosis induced wetting.. omg. Itās something Iāve always thought about when I see those videos of people getting told to do stupid things while hypnotized. Someone tells you to pee and immediately without a single thought your pants are soaked
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sustained attention is all you need! how long do you think you can sustain your attention on a rainbow of light refracted through a crystal pendant that is hanging in front of your face, swaying softly side to side?
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that sounds very nice
sustained attention is all you need! how long do you think you can sustain your attention on a rainbow of light refracted through a crystal pendant that is hanging in front of your face, swaying softly side to side?
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Had one cofy and I'm mentally normal again. Thanks everyone for enjoying my spiral
hypnosis kink where you use someone's downward spiral as an induction @spiralrapt
that sounds kind of scary and likely to induce an abreaction but also since you said downward spirals are your main kink I'm really excited about this way of combining our interests... I'm just not sure how it would work
Disturbed by how hot I find this AI-generated heartthrob š„µ
It was such a relief to find out that this is not a real human and especially not a real teenager
Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount
Disturbed by how hot I find this AI-generated heartthrob š„µ
Seeing as Yorick has once more shuffled off this digital coil, I present to you, for posterity's sake, the double-dactyl I recently sent him as an ask: Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-BOOM! Freud thought that girls wanted Phalluses, boys wanted To fuck their moms. What would he make of grown Men with a mania To blow their penises Up with big bombs?
@spiralrapt km: archive tf
She clarified: "what if you *were* the Internet archive"
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you donāt even know
Yes, that's pretty hot... and also cool as fuck
medieval linguistics can get weird sometimes
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you donāt even know
if you want to get ass fucked more reliably/pleasurably/easily it helps to jack off while fucking your ass occasionally. maybe you already do just a penny for your thoughts
interesting....big, even
ok. its possible i took this advice before and forgot. but i dont think so. i think i just like forgot to do this (procrastinating on jerking off...). anyway. just a pro tip. for everyone out there. is that this is maybe a good thing to try. as an experience. i mean. i mean everybody but me already knows this. im a moron. but just like. briefly. yknow. in case youre one of the lucky 10,000 yknow
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wet early, wet often
KM: You say a lot of facts, but is every fact you say true? It's hard for your boyfriend to check in real time, while he's enjoying you, so he's hooked up a shock collar to a 'monitor'. The monitor is keyed to your voice and uses roaming data to make a call to a model, which figures out how truthful you're being, exactly, optionally delivering an appropriate shock. Your boyfriend can adjust the level of pedantry on the fly, forcing you to 'perform' rigor.
Omg anon this is so good. This is soooo good. Because like. I mean there's a tradeoff right between being interesting quickly in large quantities and being accurate. But I want badly to be accurate. And I have to juggle this tradeoff. Stressful. But then this just simplifies it. "Oh, this is how accurate I have to be". Plus it gives me an excuse to hedge. And speak in weird pedantic precise ways. Like the women in stranger in a strange land. That scene really stuck with me. Where the woman has training to like only state what she's sure about. And also I really admire concern for truth so this is like. A virtuous boyfriend. *Twitter voice* and that's what men are for. Being virtuous
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Learned yesterday there's a peptide that gives you a brief panic attack. There's also one that makes you horny but in a way that is somehow "gummy". I really love the idea of all these weird psychological peptides. Somehow I had only heard about the weight loss ones and the nootropics. 2 least interesting effects a drug could have!
Obvious sex potential here right. Or like. Not "sex" exactly. But like. Yknow. Activities. Getting injected with the panic attack drug would go crazy. Like. I mean there's a lot of angles. You could do it as a really fucked up but bodily-harmless punishment. Or just like. For sadisms sake. Or like. For the comforting. Like. It's kind of awesome it's like something from a porn story.
watch the fireworks with your hypnoswitch and fall into trance together
The sexualization of chasers needs to stop. It's like some of you only see us as people when you're horny
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She hates... being charged? Ever? Idgi
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Well that definitely answers some questions and raises others š