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敬宮愛子内親王殿下のご誕生を祝して名付けられた薔薇、プリンセスアイコが美しく咲き誇っていました。 このバラ園にはここ数年薔薇の季節には訪れていますが、こんなに見事に咲くプリンセスアイコを見られたのは初めての令和元年5月。
A rose named ‘Princess Aiko’ was blooming beautifully. This rose was named to celebrate the birth of Princess Aiko.
IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
APOLOGY ACCEPTED TRUST DECLINED
You don’t have to let someone back in even if you’ve forgiven them
texting
girl: im dying
me: without me? :/
me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone*
lovely things about autumn:
the colours of trees
comfort food like apple pies and soups
leaves drift down as you walk
seeing your breath in the air on misty mornings
rainy days for books, candles & daydreaming
movie nights
celebrating halloween with friends
pretty red and orange leaves dotting the street
cinnamon, caramel & pumpkin flavoured food
fuzzy knitted sweaters with big sleeves
the sweetness of the air
it’s the season of change and new beginnings
This randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm
this is an omen
Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.
me: my son
me: my own flesh and blood
someone: that's a fictional charact--
me: MY CHILD HAS GROWN UP TO BE A STRONG YOUNG MAN WHOM I HAVE RAISED ALL THESE YEARS
real love is so lit
can’t relate
selfgoals:
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
Doesn’t follow my blog aesthetic?
I don’t give a shit.
Asking for two clicks isn’t a lot.
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
I suddenly feel very Indiana Jones.
More importantly, this blog is pro-diversity and loves all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, etc. If you’re a good person, I love you.
Nazi? More like Snotzi. 🙂
A knight in shining armor outsmarts the dragon and climbs to the highest tower, only the princess locked away at the top of the tower is… a lesbian.
“Oh thank god,” Thomas says, laying his helmet down. “Because I kept thinking on the climb up here that this was going to be a really awkward first meeting, and its stupid to expect you to fall in love with me just because I saved you.”
Lucinda gives him a surprised look. “You’re rather weird. Usually I get guys that demand I fall in love with them because they ‘saved’ me. Which by the way, you didn’t actually do.” She jabs a thumb towards the direction of the dragon. “She’s trained. I tell her to keep assholes away from me, but if I tell her to let you in, she won’t do anything to you.”
“Oh.” Well now he feels a bit better. “But um, the whole lesbian thing? I uh… god this is going to sound weird, but would you consider dating my sister if I brought her to you?”
Lucinda blinks, opens her mouth, and then shuts it. She finally settles on, “Is your sister cute?”
“Um, I don’t know? I mean to me she is, because she’s my sister. But um.”
“Describe her.”
“Red hair, freckles, five foot… two, I think? Likes to make dresses and pretty headdresses out of flowers, her favorite activity is scrapbooking. She’s nineteen and looking for a nice girl to settle down with.”
Lucinda admits, she sounds tempting. “Fine, I’ll meet her. But why are you acting as the go-between for your sister’s love life, exactly?”
Thomas grimaces. “Dad wants to marry her off, and she’s… kind of a lesbian too. Except dad thinks if he throws her at the right dick, she’ll suddenly want that, so… yeah.”
Lucinda cackles. “Oh my god, you climbed a tower to wingman for your sister?”
“Um, yes?”
She stands, brushes her dress off. “I like you. Show me this cute little sister of yours. We’ll take the dragon - let’s see what that old man of yours thinks when a stolen princess shows up riding a dragon wanting to marry his daughter.”
“I think he’ll have a heart attack.”
“Even better. Now let’s move. Pudding, come!”
“You named your dragon Pudding?”
“He named himself Pudding.”
Encore!
what if mayonnaise came in cans
that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
good morning to everyone except these two people
you can laugh at other people’s accents all you want, the fact that you’re monolingual is the real joke here
i can’t wait to spend our eternity together.
i use my phone to do everything. except make phone calls because phone calls are awful
