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🍋 jordan, adult male

i was assigned morally grey at birth. i'm iron deficient. currently on 18mg of methylphenidate. located at 52°01'04.9"N 8°29'17.4"W. my spare key is under the doormat. part of the 10% tax bracket. Level 5 Slime that drops 30 Gold. i had a broken ankle (recovered). my last name is Jones (previously Davis). i am conventionally attractive. my driver's license ID is 737927323. currently vacationing in another country Feb. 13-Feb. 21. 5'11" / 180cm. born in Chicago, Illinois. taken by sinclair. I have an ambiguous criminal history that may be brought up. most things are only half true, and i wont go into details unless we are close. if you want an actual about and my other profiles, click here

i didnt softblock i moved accounts. but if you think i hate you then yes i DID softblock and also I HATE YOU

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i moved hi

[lloydasspound]

Pride month

[anphivenas]

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

[anphivenas]

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

[memorycycle]

me: *getting really frustreted at work, about to cry*

the mario in my mind: *gets in the big green shoe. nobody can hurt him ever again* *he starts hopping around in it instead of walking*

the sky: *gets more beuatiful*

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[kuromi-hoemie]

bisexual deployed

[revenyance]

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹...

[rolorules]

I didn't know (or remember) there was a Code Geass version of Caramelldansen where Rolo actually does some dancing. Here it is, watch on NicoNico. (Other characters have cameos.)

ランペルージ兄弟とゆかいな皇族たちでｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) - ニコニコ

ランペルージ兄弟とゆかいな皇族たちでｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) [アニメ] この動画は、うp主の平凡(以下)な技量を淡々と描く物です。過度な期待はしないでください。あと、部屋は...

[achesspiece]

was at the local watering hole when the news broke and a random guy looking at his phone went "wow!" so i asked "trump?" and he said "no, new species of tiger beetle"

[mariakono]

glad max friendly road

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They also should've been garden gnomes