[heavybolt]

[heavybolt]

i gotta be honest if you start a book with a dude falling down a mountain and turning to gore you gotta kill somebody else within 300 pages like what are we doing here dan simmons

[heavybolt]

when i hear people say "broadway is the culmination of the art form" i want to tear them apart like sasquatch

[heavybolt]

"epcot is the culmination of human culture" this is how ridiculous you sound

[heavybolt]

when i hear people say "broadway is the culmination of the art form" i want to tear them apart like sasquatch

[irondive]

[heavybolt]

me watching a video: i love when this person adds little details about themselves or their lives or their specific opinion on this topic, it's very human and feels real instead of manufactured for views me writing a post: why would anyone ever want to read this. you are wildly selfish and don't deserve to post about being anything but miserable.

[oneheadtoanother]

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[heavybolt]

i remember like 3 years ago at least i decided i wanted to replay dragon age origins and i liked the world building and had an old dragon age book so i started reading every canon novel up to the beginning of the game, and they sucked so fucking bad i had lost all interest in playing the game by the time i finished the last one and i havent been able to get over it

[beadyeyes]

[internetgreatesthits]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

[dungeon-vault]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[sandsvendor100]

Sex Robots Of Ancient Egypt

[plutorx]

old sketchbook find: my cat as a godzilla-like beast

[segamascott]

[yontaisan]

[heavybolt]

when i hear the nephew open cookies upstairs