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[slothpoth]

I DREW THE WIFE @heckogeckoh WE ARE MARRIED

[heckogeckoh]

LOOK AT MY WIFE'S ART AAAA

[heckogeckoh]

[heckogeckoh]

Im posting most my art on my instagram @heckogeckoh

[shoeboxgoblin]

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like "hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it's ok I know you didn't mean it" and my brain will instantly translate "you should be shot"

[ajani]

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it's reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

[uhhhhgay]

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

excuse me if this makes very little sense as i have been drinking and it is almost eleven pm on a wednesday but today i walked into my favourite cafe and the frenchman who makes my coffee, didier, told me about how he had just discovered that the woman who had left as I came in happened to live on the same street as his brother, “isn’t the world remarkable?” he said to me. I laughed, “don’t you wonder about how many people you meet on a daily basis that you have something in common with without realising?”

Tonight I had beers with a couple of guys, they were old friends. “How long have you known each other?” I asked. They laughed, “guess!” Turns our they shared a wetnurse, a connection their mothers didn’t discover until they became friends years later.

As I walked to the train I texted my housemate to ask where she was, if she wanted to meet up before we headed home. Suddenly I heard my name called as she ran across the station towards me. “Oh how strange, I just messaged you!”

Sometimes the world feels very large and our differences seem unbridgeable. Other days we run into one another over and over again, and I am glad to recognise friends.

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[liddrose]

listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. if you don’t want your hair, just cut off your hair. it feels so so so good. 

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

Hope y’all are loving yourselves because of who you are right now and not because of potential you have yet to reach!

[princessparadoxical]

“You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.”

— Julien Smith, The Flinch (via wnq-anonymous)

[everydaysagreatday]

[cocksuckercaleb]

In case you didn’t know, the first gay couple married in the chapel at West Point.  They are both apache helicopter pilots.

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

thank u cocksuckercaleb

[icameas-roman]

Everything about this post is a blessing

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why does ADHD have a built in “if I sneeze at a inconvenient time I deserve to die” mechanic? How do I uninstall

[what-even-is-thiss]

Someone, anyone: Hey can you be quiet for a sec

Me: Hmmm. Time to go get lost in the Himalayas I guess

[what-even-is-thiss]

Professor: This is the most brilliant paper I’ve ever read. You’re a genius. You slipped on some grammar in the third paragraph though. You might wanna double check that next time.

Me: *puts a paper bag over my head* Well college was fun while it lasted. Time to start applying at warehouses.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Family member: Hey I need some alone time! It’s nothing personal. See ya later.

Me: *picks up suitcase* Welp. Time to move to Kansas. I can’t bother them from there.

[thecalbeast]

That is anxiety.

What you have is anxiety.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s RSD and comes for free with any purchase of ADHD

[trekkienatural]

I don't remember purchasing ADHD

[what-even-is-thiss]

A side effect of the ADHD.

[placentafluid]

it’s true rsd sucky

[themoonweepstonight]

domestic sweetness!!!! getting groceries together, buying home decor together??? making traditions??? cooking dinner while badly singing along to the radio??? making each other breakfast in bed??? leaving notes around the house for each other??? i’m so soft,,,,

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The mortifying ordeal of knowing ME

[valtsv]

today i learned that vikings exchanged swords as part of their wedding vows and i for one think we should bring that back

[spite-knot-deactivated20210817]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

[valtsv]

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.