we are so sorry you died!

regardless of your current status, please stay on hold

[placentafluid]

god grant me the strength to consume 3/4ths of this fucking disgusting edible…. please i need ur help….. god. hello. did he just fucking hang up on me what the hell

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[onefootin1941]

William Hawkins, Oil painting, Contemporary American artist

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[emisoras]

Visit Original Link

[endlesslogo]

Quick art because of that lil reference that inspired me to draw old Merlin from future idk

[evilwizard]

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[noelle-ism]

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

[noelle-ism]

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

[pchelostas]

"He is half of my soul as the poets say"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[beansfrombeans]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags under a green filter reading, #i like the implication that float would be way too easy to confuse for floater, #unlike spider which could never be confused for anything else. End ID.]

[16th-of-a-twigg]

✨ Had the urge to do something Merlin related quickly this afternoon - so have a screencap redraw that also doubles as a redraw from this 2014 attempt. 👑⚔️ ☕Ko-Fi tips

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[placentafluid]

picture: princess in the forest with an arrow ina tree in the back roound