Now that Rio has been officially confirmed as the father of Nicky—
We can finally say congrats Aubrey Plaza for playing two lesbian characters who impregnated their wives and had a child.
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Now that Rio has been officially confirmed as the father of Nicky—
We can finally say congrats Aubrey Plaza for playing two lesbian characters who impregnated their wives and had a child.
Coronation Street | Lisa Swain + Betsy Swain (getting the last word with Becky Swain) (9th January & 12th January 2026)
Bonus:
Rio: I’m bored
Agatha: Then go and do something
Rio: I want to do you
Agatha: Not yet Rio
Rio: Why don’t you want me?
Agatha: I just said I’m not ready yet, there’s still things to do
Rio: Like what?
Agatha: like finish this meeting with Nicky’s teacher!
Rio looking at the woman sat at the desk
Rio: She can watch I don’t mind
Agatha: You want another woman to see me naked?
Rio frowning: No! You’re mine and how dare you suggest something like that
Agatha rolling her eyes: Why don’t you go and get Nicky and check out the new garden they have
Rio: They got a new garden?! Hell yeah I’ll be right back! *quickly leaves*
Agatha: I apologise for her behaviour, she often forgets where we are and says whatever she’s thinking
Nicky’s teacher: I think we should just get back to talking about Nicky’s behaviour
Agatha: Of course of course, so what was the word he used to his teacher?
Nicky’s teacher: it began with a C and ended with a T
Agatha: Ah, that’s his mother’s favourite word, okay I’ll have a word with her
Nicky’s teacher: I’d appreciate that very much
Rio coming back into the room with Nicky: That garden is bitchn’!
Nicky: Yeah Mama it bitchn’!
Agatha mumbling: fuck me
Nicky’s teacher: I see these meetings are going to be more frequent
Rio: You are the most jealous woman I know.
Agatha: You know other women????
Rio:
Rio: I am a cosmic force, I am the natural order of all things and I won’t be treated like this!
Agatha: Are you done?
Rio: I’m the natural order of things
Agatha: Finished?
Rio: But…but I’m…I’m death
Agatha: You’re a brat
Rio:…I’m a cosmic entity…
Agatha: You still have to wash the dishes and tidy the kitchen
Rio: But- but
Agatha: No buts! You made the mess you clean it! Without magic!
Rio revealing her skeletal face and green magic: No
Agatha: Oooohh you’re so big and scary
Rio trying to smile: Yes I am
Agatha: And such a good girl, a very good girl, you’d do anything I ask wouldn’t you?
Rio:….yes?
Agatha: Then do the damn dishes *walks off*
Rio:…Wait? You tricked me!
Agatha: Come find me when you’ve finished and maybe I’ll reward you!
Rio grumbling: I’m death….I’m the one keeping the world spinning and ferrying souls to the afterlife *starts cleaning the kitchen*
Mommy issues
Rio: Punch me in the face.
Agatha: … punch you?
Rio: Yes, punch me. Didn’t you hear me?
Agatha: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
has this been done yet (insp. x)
Triss: Yenna looks sad today
Sabrina: Worry not I got this *throws lamp at Yennefer*
Yennefer: What the fuck!?
Sabrina: Lighten the fuck up
Tissaia: Yennefer of Vengerberg… how do I even begin to describe Yennefer of Vengerberg?
Chireadan: Yennefer of Vengerberg is flawless.
Sabrina: She has 2 closets of black dresses and a magic raven.
Triss: I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 crowns!
Vilgefortz: I hear she sells magic illegally… in Rinde.
The Mayor of Rinde: Her favorite drink is apple juice.
Fringilla: One time, she met the King of Aedirn at a ball, and he told her she was pretty.
Random Nilfgaardian Soldier: One time, she burned me alive!
Random Nilfgaardian Soldier: It was awesome!
"Tissaia did the same once. Looking for you. She wasn't ruthless, she was determined."
[At Agatha's funeral]
Rio: Can I have a moment alone with my wife?
Everyone: Of course.
[Everyone leaves]
Rio, leaning over Agatha's coffin: Okay, listen here, asshole. I KNOW you’re not dead.
Agatha: Yeah, no shit.
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"There are moments that the words don't reach, there is suffering to terrible to name" - It's Quiet Uptown
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