Heda Leksacoon

[tremordusk]

Now that Rio has been officially confirmed as the father of Nicky—

We can finally say congrats Aubrey Plaza for playing two lesbian characters who impregnated their wives and had a child.

[cake-emu]

Coronation Street | Lisa Swain + Betsy Swain (getting the last word with Becky Swain) (9th January & 12th January 2026)

Bonus:

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Rio: I’m bored

Agatha: Then go and do something

Rio: I want to do you

Agatha: Not yet Rio

Rio: Why don’t you want me?

Agatha: I just said I’m not ready yet, there’s still things to do

Rio: Like what?

Agatha: like finish this meeting with Nicky’s teacher!

Rio looking at the woman sat at the desk

Rio: She can watch I don’t mind

Agatha: You want another woman to see me naked?

Rio frowning: No! You’re mine and how dare you suggest something like that

Agatha rolling her eyes: Why don’t you go and get Nicky and check out the new garden they have

Rio: They got a new garden?! Hell yeah I’ll be right back! *quickly leaves*

Agatha: I apologise for her behaviour, she often forgets where we are and says whatever she’s thinking

Nicky’s teacher: I think we should just get back to talking about Nicky’s behaviour

Agatha: Of course of course, so what was the word he used to his teacher?

Nicky’s teacher: it began with a C and ended with a T

Agatha: Ah, that’s his mother’s favourite word, okay I’ll have a word with her

Nicky’s teacher: I’d appreciate that very much

Rio coming back into the room with Nicky: That garden is bitchn’!

Nicky: Yeah Mama it bitchn’!

Agatha mumbling: fuck me

Nicky’s teacher: I see these meetings are going to be more frequent

[yoursaltytears]

Rio: You are the most jealous woman I know.

Agatha: You know other women????

Rio:

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Rio: I am a cosmic force, I am the natural order of all things and I won’t be treated like this!

Agatha: Are you done?

Rio: I’m the natural order of things

Agatha: Finished?

Rio: But…but I’m…I’m death

Agatha: You’re a brat

Rio:…I’m a cosmic entity…

Agatha: You still have to wash the dishes and tidy the kitchen

Rio: But- but

Agatha: No buts! You made the mess you clean it! Without magic!

Rio revealing her skeletal face and green magic: No

Agatha: Oooohh you’re so big and scary

Rio trying to smile: Yes I am

Agatha: And such a good girl, a very good girl, you’d do anything I ask wouldn’t you?

Rio:….yes?

Agatha: Then do the damn dishes *walks off*

Rio:…Wait? You tricked me!

Agatha: Come find me when you’ve finished and maybe I’ll reward you!

Rio grumbling: I’m death….I’m the one keeping the world spinning and ferrying souls to the afterlife *starts cleaning the kitchen*

[trintysantos]

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[cannibal-heretic-cult]

Rio: Punch me in the face.

Agatha: … punch you?

Rio: Yes, punch me. Didn’t you hear me?

Agatha: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

[we-are-colleagues]

[searidings]

has this been done yet (insp. x)

[lauxantille]

Triss: Yenna looks sad today

Sabrina: Worry not I got this *throws lamp at Yennefer*

Yennefer: What the fuck!?

Sabrina: Lighten the fuck up

[tales-of-aretuza]

Tissaia: Yennefer of Vengerberg… how do I even begin to describe Yennefer of Vengerberg?

Chireadan: Yennefer of Vengerberg is flawless.

Sabrina: She has 2 closets of black dresses and a magic raven.

Triss: I hear her hair’s insured for 10,000 crowns!

Vilgefortz: I hear she sells magic illegally… in Rinde.

The Mayor of Rinde: Her favorite drink is apple juice.

Fringilla: One time, she met the King of Aedirn at a ball, and he told her she was pretty.

Random Nilfgaardian Soldier: One time, she burned me alive!

Random Nilfgaardian Soldier: It was awesome!

[yenneferblog]

"Tissaia did the same once. Looking for you. She wasn't ruthless, she was determined."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[At Agatha's funeral]

Rio: Can I have a moment alone with my wife?

Everyone: Of course.

[Everyone leaves]

Rio, leaning over Agatha's coffin: Okay, listen here, asshole. I KNOW you’re not dead.

Agatha: Yeah, no shit.

[critter-of-habit]

happy colours no zombies everyone is alive 🥲

[magnetoisoccasionallyright]

"There are moments that the words don't reach, there is suffering to terrible to name" - It's Quiet Uptown

[sillylittlecat1]

Felt silly might delete later