Ravenclaw House

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Hufflepuffs Visiting the Ravenclaws’ Common Room, Bringing Offerings of Food, yet Fending for their Goddamn Lives:

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The Four Houses As My Favorite Memes

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor:

Slytherin:

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Four Houses as Camp Counselors

Ravenclaw: Okay, it’s our first day so I’ve planned out this twenty minute activity for us to determine our personality types to really bond with each other—

Gryffindor: Alright kids, I’m the “cool” camp counselor, so normally lights out by 10:00, but I’m allowing 10:15. You’re welcome.

Hufflepuff: Okay everyone, it’s 1:45 in the morning, but we’re going to sneak into the dining hall so we can get some hot chocolate. Everyone promise not to tell— I MEAN IT!! Promise!

Slytherin: Okay, we’re about to play all camp game, which means we’re gonna absolutely crush the other kids. If you all follow my lead, we’ll win. Got it? Let’s go.

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🦅 THANK YOU 🦅

I reached 10,000 followers!

10,000 ! ! ! 10k ! 10,000 ! !

It’s incredible, and I can’t thank you all enough. When I started this blog I thought I would get maybe 500 followers max (for real, this blog has been a dumpster fire from the start!)

It makes me so happy that my weird brain creativity has a place to exist and that other people can relate! It’s why I do it— I want to validate others by sharing my own strange, Ravenclaw experiences— through memes!

If any of you, my amazing followers, have questions or experiences, or literally anything to share, my asks are always open, and I love hearing from you.

Don’t get your expectations too high though— this is still an absolutely trash blog.

Thank you all again! As the Irish proverb goes, “May the knocker always let you in, may your experiments never catch fire, and may the world remember it’s an eagle, not a raven.”

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Ravenclaw: I’m just saying, if you had stopped for a second, you wouldn’t have cast the shrinking spell wrong.

Hufflepuff: Well, instead of attacking me, maybe you could try and see things from my perspective!

Ravenclaw: *crouches*

Hufflepuff: *SCREAMS*

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haha, nice

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Have you been sorted anywhere else? I’ve also had both Hufflepuff and Slytherin (all Pottermore), but I feel like Ravenclaw might be my one true place, Hufflepuff following closely second.

I have! I’ve taken the Pottermore quiz 9 times. 8 times I’ve gotten Ravenclaw, and I got Gryffindor once! I’m pretty sure it’s my want to be recognized: sometimes you just want some glory, you know?? I like to call Gryffindors filthy protagonists, knowing full well that sometimes I’m one of them!

Thanks for the ask!

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A List of Dumb Shit That I, a Ravenclaw, Have Said

- “Oh yeah, I need to pick up a new debit card because apparently my other one was ‘compromised’ or something.”

- [out of the blue] “Oh my GOD, I forgot about Texas.”

- “Yeah, of course I have a Pizza Ranch rewards card.”

- “So I was drinking last night and I threw up a lil’ bit but it was really just the foam from the beer so I just keep drinking.”

- “Haha, one time I heard my mom call it Pizza SLUT” [small kid in neighboring vehicle stares]

- [20 minutes into watching a horror movie] “What??? I thought this was a documentary!”

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Four Houses As Alcoholic Beverages

Ravenclaw: Fine Wine

- sits for a long ass time before becoming useful

- can give you a headache real quick

- sometimes light and bubbly

- mostly heavy and bitter though

Slytherin: Moonshine

- kind of hard to swallow

- could potentially kill you

- still a damn good time

- doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not

Gryffindor: Whiskey

- seems smooth and tolerable at first

- wreaks havoc later

- is sophisticated but also trash

- makes you forget about consequences

Hufflepuff: Craft Beer

- lots of variety— no shortage of flavors

- is wholesome

- very underrated, all reliably delicious

- makes you want to eat copious amounts of food

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Gryffindor: [has lost one of Ravenclaw’s books and is refusing to come clean] I swear, I don’t know what happened to it.

Ravenclaw: [scarily calm] If you don’t find it. I’ll kill you.

Gryffindor: You wouldn’t kill me, we’re best friends!

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor:

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Slytherin: Listen, Ravenclaw. I’m just saying you need to take a step back and examine yourself— you have a questionable taste in men.

Ravenclaw: Perhaps. But I don’t have a questionable taste in butts.