Could you do Julia/Marina for “Send me a ship and I’ll tell you”
so definitely surely positive that we got this ask like. two years ago. but i’m procrastinating a 20 page paper and i miss these lesbians so
who hogs the duvet
initially i was like, duh, marina! but then i was like, no wait, julia! so to answer this question they BOTH hog the duvet but since they’re too stubborn to actually do anything about it they just end up cuddling every night so they both fit under the hogged duvet :’)
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
marina. she acts all cold and mysterious but then when julia goes to the grocery store and doesn’t answer her phone for two hours marina calls and julia is all like “sorry i was looking at mason jars :/”
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
julia and her mason jars. do i have to say more?
who gets up first in the morning
honestly it depends. they both like to sleep in on the weekends and julia will sleep in suuuper late if she was researching spells the night before, but generally they both like to have early mornings together before the rest of the world wakes up and makes everything “annoying,” as marina would put it
who suggests new things in bed
y’all seen the way marina dresses?
who cries at movies
marina tries to hide it but all the sudden the dog dies and “what?” she’s not crying she just bit her tongue really hard when she was chewing her popcorn she doesn’t care about….dogs…. she likes cats!
who gives unprompted massages
julia….all those rings..ok
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
julia fusses over marina WAY more. marina thinks colds are for the weak..like eat an orange u’ll be fine sweaty! so when she does get sick julia knows that marina will just be eating like. ten oranges a day? so she forces her to take care of herself and maybe eat like three oranges. maybe drink some water. maybe?
who gets jealous easiest
marina gets super jealous very easily even though she’d never admit it. like she knows that julia loves her and would never compromise their relationship or her trust but like, it’s hard having the hottest girlfriend on planet earth?
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
they play the most embarrassing shit in their apartment. 90s boybands, the hobbit score. maybe even mamma mia if they’re cooking. their neighbors hate them.
who collects something unusual
don’t quote me on this but i feel like marina either collects those mini troll dolls or like. fossils
who takes the longest to get ready
they both take longer than humanly possible and when they get together it just becomes known that they’re going to be fashionably late to everything, so kady gets all of their friends in on inviting them everywhere at least 30 minutes early. (they still end up being late every time)
who is the most tidy and organised
and to the stage i’d like to call julia wicker as maureen, and marina andrieski as anal retentive!
who gets most excited about the holidays
marina doesn’t care for them much because her family was like non-existent growing up, but julia has such fond memories spending time with her family and quentin and loves it so much that marina ends up absorbing all of her joy and she won’t admit it but now she cares more about the holidays than julia
who is the big spoon/little spoon
officially, julia is the little spoon and marina is the big spoon, but UNOFFICIALLY, marina is the little spoon and julia is the big spoon
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
julia isn’t really competitive when it comes to sports unless she has to like, read a book, (then she’s winning), but marina is so aggressive think regina george at the end of mean girls
who starts the most arguments
omg. marina starts so. many. arguments. she knows that when julia is into something, she’s going ALL in, and will defend it to the actual death. so when she finds something that julia’s obsessing over lately she’ll find the dumbest opinion possible (“but julia, how can you trust new york city tap water when the government is planting bugs in the pipes?” “exac- wait-marina, what??”)
who suggests that they buy a pet
is this a trick question? they’re lesbian witches
what couple traditions they have
before bed every night they do a little clearing and charging spell either on belongings they felt bad energy on throughout the day, or just for themselves so that they can start each day with positive and new energy :’)
what tv shows they watch together
marina is a bravo tv maniac...vanderpump rules? check. rhony? check. rhoa? triple check. julia? “why does schwartz look like he’s always about to piss his pants?”
what other couple they hang out with
they hang out with kady and penny the most but honestly the whole gang gets together all the time after marina promises that she won’t pickpocket and/or hex any of them for the 10th time
how they spend time together as a couple
running the streets as the two most powerful hedge witches of all time. need i say more?
who made the first move
marina. haha tricked you! she was too scared it was julia :)
who brings flowers home
neither of them really like flowers romantically. julia will bring them home for decoration and marina will bring them home for spellwork
who is the best cook
marina is objectively the best cook. julia is to gay to read a cook book
