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Shaun Tan (born 1974) is an Australian artist, writer and film maker. He graduated from the University of WA in 1995 with joint honours in Fine Arts and English Literature, and currently works as an artist and author in Melbourne. For his career contribution to “children’s and young adult literature in the broadest sense” Tan won the 2011 Astrid Lindgren Memorial Award from the Swedish Arts Council, the biggest prize in children’s literature. Follow Shaun on Instagram @shauncytan

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[lucidnee]

[twitblr]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

Actually its a juice

[queerforscience]

Wait no this was a joke

[kaijuno]

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

[goldenjedi]

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

people who aggressively hate cats are weird

[tattooedheartarchive]

people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[kittehkats]

I have a theory that many cat haters have done something evil or cruel to a cat in the past, possibly as children, and found out the hard way why cats have claws.

Cats, for the most part, give what they get, and behind most cats with anger issues, there’s a person tormenting it.

[heywriters]

Remembering still my classmate who told the class how she thought her life was fine untill she realized her cat hid under the furniture every time her boyfriend came home from work. Up til then she’d been ignoring the abuse to herself.

Remembering too my mother telling me about the time one of her kittens got hurt and yelped in pain, so mama cat responded by crossing the room to attack my uncle. He hadn’t done anything to the kitten, but knowing him she just assumed he had and also knowing him my mom ran to protect her from him.

Dogs can do all this too, but their reaction is usually submission. If they are aggressive it’s written off or even encouraged since we train and breed dogs to be aggressive. Cats just come across as vicious for no reason because overall we expect them to be cuddly lap kitties who won’t fight back. When these perceptions are challenged, instead of thinking “wow, movies sure lied to me” we think “wow, the whole species must be that way.”

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[anxietyproblem]

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

[boredpanda]

[theartofanimation]

Atey Majeed Ghailan  -   http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-1982936395/snatti89/photos  -  http://blog.sina.com.cn/snatti  -  https://www.behance.net/snatti  -  https://www.artstation.com/artist/snatti  -  https://www.instagram.com/snatti89  -  https://www.facebook.com/atey.ghailan  -  https://www.patreon.com/snatti?ty=h  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/rabuf666 -  http://snatti.tumblr.com  -  http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3143520

[crrocs]

i love it when people compliment my pets 

[crrocs]

compliment her 

[dabbingdeku]

She looks pretty dead

[crrocs]

thanks

[glumshoe]

Me: “You can’t ascribe human morality to non-human animals because they do not share our particular cognition and culture.”

Tumblr: “Why do you hate animism, huh? Why do you think humans are a separate species from other animals, you human supremacist?”

[glumshoe]

Me: “You wouldn’t marry a warthog because you know that its cognition is different from human cognition, it is a different species with different abilities and emotions, and it does not share your understanding of marriage and consent and culture. It’s different from you and you know this.”

Tumblr: “Well humans don’t all speak the same language, so…”

[glumshoe]

Of all the ridiculous arguments I’ve gotten into on Tumblr dot hell this one. This one might be. Might be the wildest.

[eternal-flame]

I’M LOSING MY MIND 

[funereal-disease]

“I’m trying to establish whether or not you think a sand hill crane is interchangeable with a human boyfriend”

[funereal-disease]

the transition from “would you take a sandhill crane to meet your parents?” to “are you suggesting sandhill cranes don’t have parents?” is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever seen on this website 

[glumshoe]

It vexes and haunts me that this was a 100% real exchange and not an absurdist parody of the kind of communication breakdowns that happen on this site. I discuss complicated science with young children every day and face far fewer and much less frustrating problems with being misinterpreted than I encounter on Tumblr.

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/kocopaly/

[bethofaus]

!!!!!!

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, back at the planetarium:

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM.