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[hedgehogradio]

Character concept: A priest that uses the superpower of literacy to draw up solid legal articles to claim the title of king, as the stone from which the sword was pulled from, happened to reside inside his parish's glebe

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[hedgehogradio]

i unironically picked CDDQ before reading it :(

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[hedgehogradio]

I'm pretty famous for greeting my friends and family's 2-3 year old children with an outstretched handshake and small talk about the weather

their meteorogical insights can be a little surface level, but we do seem to get along quite well!

[blackwhiteandbold]

a reminder to everyone to start using the cute pens that you bought. i have a ginormous collection and I started writing with them recently and it makes me so happy <3 you dont need to save them for a special occasion because that may never come, instead use them daily and let them bring you joy!

[hedgehogradio]

The joy I feel when using my Umbrella Corp. pen and pretending I'm an evil bio-chemist writing his grocery list on a post-it note, far outweighs the anxiety and guilt I feel for dirtying my special pen with my grubby little fingers - do try it!

But I cannot, for the life of me, use my First Aid Spray atomizer with similar glee

[simbartial]

i drew this guy

@hedgehogradio

[hedgehogradio]

Every time someone makes a lovely fan art, I show it to my mother and it makes her day 💛

Thank you very much for your art, Simbartial!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[hedgehogradio]

Neuron activated.

[depsidase]

[hedgehogradio]

Marrying consensual lover = bad

Marrying Mikasa body pillow = God’s plan

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[hedgehogradio]

I was thinking some disgraced sex criminal

Oh and look at that, I was right

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[hedgehogradio]

Every year when I binge kitchen nightmares - this scene always makes me burst out laughing and I’m glad I’m not the only one who loves it

[hedgehogradio]

yes, but only when hungry people have become extinct and are ready for resurrection

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

[not-terezi-pyrope]

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

[hedgehogradio]

I was glad to see in the patch notes for the WW2 expansion that they rectified this issue the powdered milk item was great addition to keep the soldier meta fresh!

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[bi-astolfo]

This is the kinda shit I imagine pokemon champions get called in to handle. Like, yeah we got a legendary pokemon here that keeps fucking up our infrastructure, can you come do something about it?

[vaulties]

i asked my bf (who works in marine licencing) how this would work

[hedgehogradio]

lets be honest, if the "Guardian of the Sea" wants to do this, there's nothing you're going to be able to do about it it's their world, and we're just living it

[hedgehogradio]

There are two types of sci-fi fan in this world

Star Wars Fans "You know who’s cool?"

Darth Vader – I’d love to have a red-light saber and be able to lift people off the ground and choke them to death with the force!

Star Trek Fans

"You know who’s cool?" Jean Luc Piccard – I’d love to be a morally contentious old man driving a large vehicle with carpeted flooring, having life altering existential crises that afflict specifically me and my closest confidants roughly every 6 weeks.  

[eroscestlavie]

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

[hedgehogradio]

I blame Facebook for this friend scourge Myspace let us curate strict and visable online social hierarchies, avoiding such damnable issues!

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[mortimermcmirestinks]

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

[hedgehogradio]

idk why but I thought that a knool sounded like a real thing so I went and looked them up and the only thing I can find that calls itself a Knool is an AI bot for lawyers that generates narratives for their client's cases oh god we're so fucked

[girl-of-ink]

Honestly one of the funniest things about the yugioh dm anime is that by rewriting the ddm arc to be Worse in basically every way, they delete the character of Mr Clown but keep Otogi's clown-themed character design and simply decide never to bring it up. Who's this new kid, & why does he wear clown makeup every single day, including to school? Don't worry about it

[hedgehogradio]

You're telling me that Duke Devlin was raised by a clown?! 4kids have once again robbed us of something truly inspired

[mr-deep-downer]

[hedgehogradio]

I dont know if touching grass or laying off the grass would help the person who made this more... but I swear they've gotta touch something that isnt themselves and quickly too!