Beep Boop

Asparagus to insparagus. You'll find Otome games,Anime, and art to your left

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[luna-ainsworth]

CHIBI ELIAS COLLECTION - SEASON 1 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Bonus:

[cungadero]

no offense but making your s/o laugh is literally the most gratifying thing in the fuckin universe

[viscraeldeactivated1]

listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)

listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[shanology]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[cffeemilk]

hey uh brain can you stop fantasizing about various ways you could die for five seconds

[beachdeath]

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

[cloudytuesday]

[ddonggeun]

university

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[yvecz]

Started getting really into the Yakuza game this month, I love everything about it, the characters, game plays and stories are so awesome!!  I’m about to finish playing Kiwami and planning to start playing Yakuza 0 next!  ♡_(´ω`_)⌒)_